Canned Yeti Meat
Toys

Canned Yeti Meat

Some people have odd tastes. Like lizard meat, snake, and other strange things. Well, for those people, we have Canned Yeti Meat. Just kidding, it’s not real meat, but a fun what if. It includes a plush dismembered yeti foot in a spam-type can. It […]

Design

They Live Kardashian Art Print

The secret of celebrity news has been revealed with the They Live Kardashian Art Print. Kim Kardashian and the rest of the K-Squad are everywhere these days and now we know the awful secret. Using the same technology used by Rowdy Roddy Piper in the […]

Action Hero Beach Blanket
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Action Hero Beach Blanket Towel

The Action Hero Beach Blanket makes you the collectible action hero, complete with accessories. Be the action figure you always knew you could be. This beach towel is big enough to spread out on and display yourself. MOT of course. (Mint on Towel.) Action Hero […]

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The Necron-Om-Nom-Nom-Nom-Nicon T-Shirt

Forget about summoning the powers of Darkness with the Necronomicon. You want to summon the power of the (Sesame) Street with The Necron-Om-Nom-Nom-Nom-Nicon T-Shirt. Drowned in milk, torn in half, chunks ripped out of his delicious body. This little cookie has been tortured enough and […]

Crabs Against Humidity
Toys

Crabs Adjust Humidity

Crabs Adjust Humidity is a funny take on the Cards Against Humanity card game. These expansion decks can even be used with Cards Against Humanity. Each “volume” adds 112 morally-questionable new cards (80 white + 32 black). These unofficial add-on cards will take your Cards […]

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Sexy Jeff Goldblum T-Shirt

The Sexy Jeff Goldblum T-Shirt reminds me of a favorite Jurassic Park quote – they were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn’t stop to think if they should. If you can name every film Jeff Goldblum has been in, this […]

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Foodie Bandages

Foodie Bandages are fun bandages for people who love food and get hurt a lot. Probably with kitchen and cooking related accidents. This set of 15 large, 3-inch long x 1-inch wide assorted sterile bandages is bright and decorated with images of fun foods that […]

Laughing Buddha Ice Mold
Food

Laughing Buddha Ice Mold

The Buddha is all about calmness and meditation. So chill. There’s no better way to receive enlightenment than to chill with this Laughing Buddha Ice Mold. Chill your drink and relax. Each mold makes 4 enlightened Buddha ice cubes. This mold is also great for […]

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Internet T-Shirt

Let’s form… Uhhh. With our powers combined?!?! Hmmm. Let’s face it; the Internet T-Shirt defies explanation but you can bet people will remember you after seeing you wear this unique bit of artwork on your chest. We all know the Internet holds vast power, allowing […]

Design

Modest Urn

We are all going to die. It’s the sad truth. When that time comes, some of us might want to make a big deal out of it, while others prefer to keep things low key. Modest. Well, it doesn’t get much more low key than […]