The Dark Side may have cookies but The Empire Doesn’t Care About Your Stick Figure Family Vinyl Decal Sticker reveals that the Empire has no time for mushy stuff.
In case you ever wonder how the Empire feels about loved ones, just think of Luke Skywalker’s Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru… or avoid that bit of darkness with this humorous little window decal that adds some Star Wars spice to the classic stick figure family decals.
And you can tell the title of the sticker is plainly misleading. The Empire does care about your stick figure family… because they’re great for target practice.
The Empire Doesn’t Care About Your Stick Figure Family Vinyl Decal Sticker is available starting from $8.95 at CosmicFrogsCrafts’ Etsy store.