Top Hat Espresso Cup and Saucer
Design

Top Hat Espresso Cup and Saucer

October 30, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 0

Historical figures known to rock the top hat, such as Abraham Lincoln and Fred Astaire, deserve a lot of respect… just as espresso deserves to be served respectfully in the Top Hat Espresso Cup and Saucer. Sipping espresso is a classy affair, and the tradition […]

Gangnam Style T-Shirt
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Gangnam Style Costume T-Shirt

October 28, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 1

We’ve shown you a Deluxe Tuxedo T-Shirt with Gold Tie and even a full-body Red Tuxedo Morphsuit, but the Gangnam Style Costume T-Shirt is taking t-shirt tuxes to a whole nother level of swag. Wearing this shirt, you’ll feel as comfortable in your own skin as […]

The Hunger But Mainly Death Games Book
Books

The Hunger But Mainly Death Games Book

October 26, 2012 James Scott 0

Have you read the entire Hunger Games trilogy and watched the first movie, but you’re still hungering for more? The next movie, The Hunger Games: Catching Fire, isn’t due for release until the end of November, 2013. So to hold you over you can read The […]

The Avenging Narwhal
Toys

Avenging Narwhal

October 24, 2012 Marty Shaw 2

Forget about Great White Sharks, killer squids, and all those other lame ocean animals that seek death and destruction for all land-dwellers because the Avenging Narwhal has arrived on the scene. The narwhal, which also happens to occasionally be called a narwhale, is actually a […]

Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask
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Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask

October 21, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 0

I’m not sure when it became cool to wear turkeys on our heads, but it seems to be a growing trend. Last year, we posted about a Knit Turkey Hat right around Thanksgiving. This year, we might be seeing folks donning the Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask when greeting […]

Black Plush Mustache Mask
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Black Plush Mustache Mask

October 20, 2012 James Kelly 0

All good superheroes have a mask…some are just much cooler than others. Slide on Black Plush Mustache Mask and you’ll be half way home to being one of those great superheroes yourself. Large enough to make Yosemite Sam jealous, this plush mustache is perfect for […]

Koziol Designs Elvis the Tape Dispenser
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Koziol Designs Elvis the Tape Dispenser

October 19, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

We all use tape, but it is pretty easy for that small roll to get lost on our desks and wonder off. Well, Koziol Designs Elvis the Tape Dispenser will keep it safe and handy. This fun little guy brightens up your desk as he […]

Frozen Smiles Ice Cube Tray
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Frozen Smiles Ice Cube Tray

October 14, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 0

Introducing the biggest trend fixing to rock the nursing homes: The Frozen Smiles Ice Cube Tray, making denture-shaped ice for people with and without teeth. In that same bubblegum-pink shade of that stuff that makes you gag while getting dental impressions, the ice cube tray […]

Design

8-Bit Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster

October 13, 2012 James Kelly 0

If you remember the 80s, then you probably remember giving blow jobs like they were going out of style…Easy now, I’m talking about blowing on all those 8-bit NES video games. That was one cruel joke Nintendo played on us. You’d run home from school […]

National Geographic Angry Birds Book
Books

National Geographic Angry Birds Book

October 11, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 0

If playing Angry Birds has suddenly turned you into a bird lover, you’ll want to get your talons on the latest book National Geographic Angry Birds: 50 True Stories of the Fed Up, Feathered and Furious. Birds have feelings too and lo and behold, one of […]

Pupeko Anti-Aging Mouthpiece
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Pupeko Anti-Aging Mouthpiece

October 11, 2012 James Kelly 1

Listen up ladies (and men?); if your cheeks are looking a little saggy, give the Pupeko Anti-Aging Mouthpiece a try. Designed by an ordinary housewife that was looking to offset the signs of aging and bring a fresher, youthful look back to her cheeks, this […]

Santa Beard Head
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Santa Beard Head Hat

October 7, 2012 James Kelly 0

We at GeekAlerts love bearded hats and we’ve shown you some really cool ones in the past: Cthulhu Ski Mask, Dwarven Beard with Knit Horned Helm, Neff Lumberjack Beard Hat and The Original Beard Hat. All of them are fun; but none of them offer […]

Cynical Tea Bags
Food

Cynical Tea Bags

October 4, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

It’s always nice to settle down and enjoy a nice cup of tea. The English know all about tea time. Tea has many health benefits, plus drinking tea can relieve stress. If you enjoy tea, try these Cynical Tea Bags and see if they live […]

Obama Punching Bag
Toys

Obama Punching Bag

October 3, 2012 Ryan Cooper 2

GeekAlerts is about cool gadgets and fun products, and we prefer to stay out of politics. Besides, for us debates involve Star Wars vs. Star Trek, zombies vs. vampires, and iPhone vs. Android–not Democrats vs. Republicans. So even though we typically avoid political products, the […]

Ghostbusters Family Window Decal
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Ghostbusters Family Car Window Decal

October 3, 2012 James Kelly 1

If you love car window stickers and already have your vehicle covered in Zombies, Guns or Star Wars decals, why not add the Ghostbusters Family Car Window Decal to the mix. Sure Venkman, Stantz, Spengler, and Zeddemore might not be your real family, but wouldn’t […]

Nice Bass Trophy Head Costume
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Nice Bass Trophy Head Costume

October 3, 2012 James Scott 0

Sometimes it is nice to have a really easy costume for Halloween. Something easy to put on, easy to take off, that doesn’t restrict your movement, and allows you to eat and drink easily. The problem with most of these is that they are too […]

Star Wars Jar Jar Binks Whoopee Cushion
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Jar Jar Binks Whoopee Cushion

October 1, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

There is no sillier or more hated creature in the Star Wars universe than Jar Jar Binks. Now you can use him for all of your whoopie cushion needs with this Jar Jar Binks Whoopee Cushion. Some might say that this is exactly the role […]

Toddland UFO Sheep Sweater
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Toddland UFO Sheep Sweater

September 29, 2012 James Kelly 0

Do you remember the cool Alien Abduction Lamp GeekAlerts showed you last year? Well if not, this Toddland UFO Sheep Sweater is a great reminder. If you’re into UFOs, unique sweaters and sheep, then this sweater should be right up your alley. Made from soft […]