Squirrel Head Squirrel Feeder
Design

Big Head Squirrel Feeder

August 18, 2012 James Kelly 0

Everybody loves watching squirrels for the entertainment and the unpredictably cute little things they do. If you want to have hours of fun at the expense of those little guys, just set up the Big Head Squirrel Feeder…the laughs, photos, and garden savings will all […]

Beer Awesomeness book
Books

The Book of Beer Awesomeness

August 17, 2012 James Kelly 0

Are you looking for the perfect coffee table beer pong table book? The Book of Beer Awesomeness is 206 pages of all things beer. From pouring to storing, from crushing cans to doing keg stands, from beer bongs to beer pong, this book has the […]

Design

Zombie Caution Sticker

August 9, 2012 James Kelly 0

What seems funny now may be all too real in the near future. The Zombie Caution Sticker make light of the fact that many of you are going to be chased down and eaten by the undead hordes of zombies that will roam the Earth […]

Mustache Luggage Tag
Design

Mustache Luggage Tag

August 9, 2012 James Kelly 0

Not all of us are lucky enough to grow high-quality staches like Tom Selleck and Rollie Fingers, but that doesn’t mean we can’t show our support and love for all things mustache with fun little items like this Mustache Luggage Tag. The Mustache Luggage Tag […]

Design

Bikestache Giant Bicycle Mustache

August 9, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

You’ve got a ‘stache. Presumably. So your bike should have one too. Something to make it look rugged and manly. This Bikestache Giant Bicycle Mustache will do just that. It adds a manly mustache to your handlebars. It’s roughly 11 inches long x 4 inches […]

Books

My Best Friend is a Wookiee Memoir

August 7, 2012 James Kelly 0

If you’re one of the lucky ones, you probably grew up watching Star Wars and pretended to be a Jedi in your backyard wishing they made LaserSaber Lightsabers back then. Of course some of us did more than just pretend, a few lived the Star […]

Lunch Lady Action Figure
Toys

Lunch Lady Action Figure

August 4, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 0

A lot of us look up to our favorite caped superheroes, but inadvertently we often forget about our humble hometown heroes like the school lunch lady. Adam Sandler first took the initiative to dedicate a song to the one who ensured that there was always […]

My Big Gun Family Car Decal
Design

My Big Gun Family Car Window Sticker

August 3, 2012 James Kelly 2

In this day and age where any little bit of information can be used to hurt you, people putting informative stickers on their cars have always intrigued me. Do you really want everyone to know how many kids you have, what their names are, what […]

Fake Science 101
Books

Fake Science 101

August 1, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

Not everything that is touted as scientific fact is true. This Fake Science 101 book will help you sort through all of the fake stuff. It exposes all the science that isn’t true and just junk. It makes for a pretty funny book. Don’t take […]

Lies They Teach in School
Books

Lies They Teach in School Book

July 30, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

It’s a fact that many of the things that they teach us in school are not true. That’s right, many of the things that you were taught in school were lies. Learn about them all with this Lies They Teach in School Book. Did you […]

Mini Crime Scene Tape
Design

Mini Crime Scene Tape

July 30, 2012 Conner Flynn 2

If you are the clown of the office, check this out. With this Mini Crime Scene Tape, you can mark crime scenes on your desk. Maybe someone stole your favorite pen or lifted your favorite geeky coffee cup. Whatever the crime, you can mark the […]

Style

Zombies Make Better Boyfriends T-Shirt

July 29, 2012 James Kelly 2

Hey ladies, are you tired of being considered nothing more than a pretty face? Are you sick of guys that just look you up and down, but never hear a word you’re saying? Well according to the Zombies Make Better Boyfriends T-Shirt, you should start […]

Mr. Cthulu T-Shirt
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Mr. Cthulu T-Shirt

July 28, 2012 James Kelly 0

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you combined Sulu from Star Trek with H.P. Lovecraft’s Cthulhu? Well, this funny Mr. Cthulu T-Shirt gives us a little glimpse of what might have been. The preshrunk t-shirt is available in a number of colors, sizes […]

Snail Oil Beauty Soap
Design

Snail Oil Soap

July 27, 2012 Jack Kieffer 0

Doesn’t the thought of bathing in a giant tub of snails just make you grin from ear to ear?  Baby, we’re having escargot tonight!  As you all probably know, there is a certain extract that can be taken from a white jade snail to do […]

Kama Pootra
Books

Kama Pootra Book

July 26, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

You’ve read the Kama Sutra. If you have mastered everything that book has to teach you, then it is time to move onto the Kama Pootra Book. You’ll be a regular grunting and gastric guru by the time you are done. And when you are […]

Squirrel Salt and Pepper Shakers
Design

Squirrel Salt and Pepper Shakers

July 24, 2012 James Kelly 0

Everybody loves a little squirrel humor, whether it comes from something small like the Squirrel Coffee Cup, or something large like the Squirrel Mask. These ceramic Squirrel Salt and Pepper Shakers will put a smile on your face every time you need a dash of […]

adventure time plush
Toys

Adventure Time Plush Toys

July 23, 2012 Jack Kieffer 0

Adventure Time is a show that is generally funny, sometimes cute, and usually a bit strange.  Read: the arms on the Jake plush look like four over-cooked Ramen noodles.  Geeks everywhere will be clawing their way towards these awesome Adventure Time Plush Toys, which would […]

Up Yours Umbrella
Style

Up Yours Umbrella

July 18, 2012 James Kelly 0

GeekAlerts writers understand the importance of rain, we just don’t want it messing up our $100 hairdos…Okay, $8.75 at the local barber, but that’s not the point! We’ve shown you plenty of cool umbrellas (Blade Runner Umbrella & Star Wars Lightsaber Umbrellas) that will make […]

Mullet on the Go - Mullet Headband
Style

Mullet on the Go Headband

July 14, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 0

As atrocious as the mullet is, I’m still seeing the hairstyle worn on both men and women on the streets today. Even with all the jokes and ridicule about the mullet, you’d think that people would be ashamed of sporting the look. Simply not the […]