Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
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Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

May 25, 2012 Ryan Cooper 0

We’ve already shown you quite a few Humorous Mints that you can use to have fun with friends. Now you have another opportunity to be funny with Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer. Next time you sit down for food or drinks with friends […]

Big Bang Theory I (Atom) Coitus T-Shirt
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Big Bang Theory I (Atom) Coitus T-Shirt

May 23, 2012 James Kelly 0

Churchgoers, adult entertainers, Big Bang Theory fans, and just about everyone else has their own personal beliefs about coitus. Maybe you’re like Dr. Sheldon Copper and have no desire to dabble in the pleasure of it, or maybe you can relate to Howard Wolowitz (pre-Bernadette) […]

Emergency Googly Eyes Kit
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Emergency Googly Eyes Kit

May 18, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 0

If you’re a perpetual goofball, then there’s no telling when you’re going to need to bust out a pair of googly eyes from your Emergency Googly Eyes Kit. Liven up inanimate objects you use every day by adhering a set of googlies to them and […]

Inconvenient Kitty Glasses
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Inconvenient Kitty Tumblers

May 16, 2012 James Kelly 0

As anyone with a cat can attest, they always seem to want attention when you’re in the middle of something; never when you’re sitting by yourself on the couch begging them to join you. The Inconvenient Kitty Tumblers will put a smile on your face […]

Carbon Dating T-Shirt
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Carbon Dating T-Shirt

May 16, 2012 James Kelly 0

Serving as further proof that “smart” guys aren’t always smart, the Carbon Dating T-Shirt is a funny twist on a date gone horribly wrong. Seems like this would be the perfect t-shirt for Sheldon Cooper. Like many of the other cool t-shirts GeekAlerts has shown […]

Pulp Fiction Bad Mother Leather Wallet
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Pulp Fiction BMF Wallet

May 16, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 1

Anyone who’s seen “Pulp Fiction” would distinctly recall that diner scene where hitman Jules (played by Samuel L. Jackson) has a paradigm shift and tries to be the “shepherd” leading a couple of moronic wannabe-robbers towards the path of the righteous. As the spastic couple point guns at his face, Jules calmly manages to get […]

Slicey the Pig Dashboard Wiggler
Toys

Slicey The Pig Dashboard Wiggler

May 14, 2012 Jack Kieffer 0

Slicey The Pig Dashboard Wiggler is a product for all of us bacon-loving geeks who were waiting for something that would give us nightmares for weeks.  Bacon Rugs?  Not very scary.  Comfortable, yes, but not frightening.  Slicey the Pig?  I’m going to wake up screaming […]

My Cryptozoological Family - Family Car Stickers
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Cryptozoological Family Car Stickers

May 10, 2012 James Kelly 0

Although most of us feel like zombies getting up every morning and heading off to an office where most people just grunt and bob their heads all day, the Zombie Family Car Decals may not be how we want to picture our loved ones…coworkers yes, […]

Plush Organs
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Plush Organs

May 7, 2012 Jack Kieffer 0

The Plush Organs are the cutest representations to date of your slimy, rather unattractive insides.  If you’re knowledgeable in the area of biology, you’ll be able to recognize that all humans have these organs.  “One of them is a uterus, you genius.”  Bill Nye the […]

Cinco de Mayo Drinking T-Shirt
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Cinco de Mayo Drinking Team Captain T-Shirt

May 5, 2012 James Kelly 0

Today is Cinco de Mayo and I’m sure plenty of you are enjoying cold beer and plenty of tequila shots with the Himalayan Salt Tequila Shot Glasses. Hopefully you have a cool t-shirt on or some festive outfit to further enhance this fun holiday; but […]

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Zombies Hate Stuff Book

May 4, 2012 James Kelly 0

2012 isn’t turning out so bad after all. We’re almost at the halfway point and no new signs of the Zombie Apocalypse. With all our zombie reading material starting to stack up, I’m actually rooting for a little brain eating, headshot-stopping action. And as it […]

How to Archer Book
Books

How to Archer Book

May 1, 2012 Ryan Cooper 0

The complete title of this book was a bit too long for the page title. It is How to Archer: The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women and Also Cocktails Ever Written. If you’ve seen the animated comedy TV series Archer on FX, […]

Underpants Candy
Food

Underpants Candy

April 30, 2012 Jack Kieffer 1

The Underpants Candy is Archie McPhee’s latest combination of gross and delicious, an art that they’re famous for perfecting.  These edible tighty-whities are Tutti-Frutti flavored, so your mouth won’t be plagued with the signature taste of dirty linen.   Underpants Candy The next time someone […]

Canine Hawaiian Shirt
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Hawaiian Shirt for Dogs

April 30, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 0

Most of the time, we feel sorry for dogs that are forced to wear degrading costumes. The Hot Diggity Dog Ketchup and Mustard, Heidi Oktoberfest, and Yoshi Nintendo dog costumes are some that could prompt dogs to voluntarily check themselves into the nearest shelter. Here’s one doggie fashion item that every dog […]

Food

Happy Bunny Mints

April 27, 2012 Ryan Cooper 0

We’ve seen a lot of cool mints at GeekAlerts. From Caffeinated and Bacon Flavored or with Star Wars or Duff Beer tins. But when it comes to funny, these Happy Bunny Mints come up tops. Know someone whose breath smells like butt? There’s a mint […]

The Hungry Games T-Shirt
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The Hungry Games T-Shirt

April 24, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 1

Hunger is no game to me. But Mr. Santiago, the designer of The Hungry Games T-Shirt, is making a big mockingjay of the subject. From afar, “Hunger Games” fans would quickly identify you as part of the fan club. Though as they focus in on your t-shirt print they will […]

electromagnetically shrunken quarters
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Electromagnetically Shrunken Quarters

April 24, 2012 Jack Kieffer 0

Electromagnetically shrunken quarters are the coolest science product of this decade.  That’s ten years’ worth of science products that aren’t as cool as these quarters.  What happens when you take a quarter and then zap it with a couple hundred thousand amps?  YOU GET ELECTROMAGNETICALLY […]

Greetings Dog Sniffing Doormat
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Dog Greeting Doormat

April 21, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 1

If you’re a dog owner, you probably know a thing or two about how to keep cool when your dog decides to say hello other dogs. Usually after you and the other dog owners exchange sheepish grins, nervously chuckle and get over the initial embarrassment, you end up laughing […]

Sock Sandals
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Sock Sandals

April 20, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 0

Some geeks are still guilty of committing the socks and sandals crime. After all the teasing, ridiculing and eye-rolling over the years, I betcha you’ll still see at least a dozen geeks walking around with socks and sandals this summer. Most of the time, it’s the white tube socks, too. Mock the […]