Just like the guy that farts on a plane and thinks no one can smell it because they can’t hear anything, farting in an elevator is just wrong. Sure you can look around and make subtle gestures towards the clueless guy in the corner, but we all know that the cool guy is usually the guilty party…feel free to replace “guy” with girl, because many of us can vouch for their farting behaviors as well.
The Farting in the Elevator is Wrong on So Many Levels T-Shirt uses a unique play on words and a funny graphic design to let people know that the general public refers that you keep your gas to yourself. Like all the Funny T-Shirts at the NeatoShop, this t-shirt comes in a variety of sizes and styles…perfect for gassy people of all shapes.
Farting in the Elevator is Wrong on So Many Levels
- 100% preshrunk ComfortSoft cotton
- Lay-flat collar and taped shoulder-to-shoulder for ultimate comfort
- Fit: T-Shirt (unisex), Oversized T-Shirt, and Ladies Fit
- Suggested color: Black
- Design: Chris Murphy
Have some laughs, but keep your gas to yourself, and purchase the Farting in the Elevator is Wrong on So Many Levels T-Shirt at the NeatoShop for $14.95.
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Wish I had this shirt yesterday when I attended the Philadelphia Flower Show at the PA Convention Center. I was amazed at the number of times I detected odoriferous impropriety. Did they really think the fragrance of the flowers would neutralize the evidence? I think some of them ate a wet dog for lunch!