Bacon Ornament
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Bacon Ornament

There are two ways to get a bacon ornament for your Christmas tree this year. You can cook one up in the pan and hang it up, which is greasy and will attract flies, or you can just buy this Bacon Ornament, which is less […]

Bacon Lip Balm
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Bacon Lip Balm

This almost makes too much sense.  They say the best lip balms are made out of animal grease and fats and Denzel Washington used cat fat in the Book of Eli.  I think we will stay away from the cats, but head right for the […]

Sizzling Bacon Candles
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Sizzling Bacon Candle

For bacon lovers everywhere, this product will drive you crazy as it overloads your senses with the smell of bacon. The Sizzling Bacon Candle allows you to enjoy that fresh bacon smell whenever you please; not just when you wake up in the morning.  With […]

Bacon Flavored Toothpicks
Food

Bacon Flavored Toothpicks

I don’t really understand why so many products are being released to satisfy the ultimate bacon aficionado’s taste buds. We’ve already got the Bacon Wallet to hold their cold hard cash and the Bacon Toothpaste to keep their mouth tasting like bacon when you’re not […]

Food

Bacon Gravy

I love bacon just like the average person does and I like to try it all in different manners.  Bacon Popcorn, Bacon Chocolate, and now Bacon Gravy.  Add a little bacon flavor to everything you eat and experiment with new dishes topped with this great […]

Bacon Mints
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Bacon Flavored Mints

Some people pop mints to get fresher breath. The Simpsons Duff Beer Can Mints might look like they might have something other than mints in them, but I tell you it’s all peppermint in those tins. Others pop some candy when they want things to […]

Bacon & Eggs Soap
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Bacon and Eggs Soap

There’s a reason why that little container you have beside your sink is called a soap dish: because it literally serves as the dish when you’ve got soap that’s made to look like breakfast food. With the Bacon and Eggs Soap, each time you wash […]

Shaky Bacon Toy
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Shaky Bacon Toy

Contrary to what its name might suggest (and just in case you’re not very familiar with Mr. Toast and his other appetizing friends), the Shaky Bacon Toy doesn’t actually shake–without your help, that is.

Bacon Chocolate
Food

Bacon Chocolate

For all the bacon lovers out there, just when you thought it couldn’t get any better than Bacon Popcorn, Bacon Vodka, Bacconaise and Bacon Toothpaste, it just did!  Bacon Chocolate satisfies the sweet and salty cravings like only chocolate and bacon can.  No longer do […]

Bacon Pop
Food

Bacon Pop Popcorn

If you’re bored of the usual buttery or cheesy movie snacks out there, then go for a meaty twist with the Bacon Pop popcorn. Sure, the BioFuel Caffeinated Popcorn may have one up on you because it’s got some sleep-kicking caffeine in it, but nothing […]

tactical canned bacon
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Tactical Canned Bacon

OK, I’m going to admit it.  GeekAlerts has a bacon problem. Bacon Perfume, Bacon Bandages, Bacon Wallet, etc.  But!  When I see the words Tactical, Canned and Bacon all together; what can I do.  I’m only human people.  The Tactical Canned Bacon can last up […]

Style

Bacon Wallet

Are those strips of bacon I see in your back pocket? Now who in their right mind would carry around some bacon in their pocket? Apparently, the ultimate bacon lover as well as someone who’s a fan of quirky wallets, because that ain’t real meat […]

Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages
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Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages

We’ve already seen Bacconnaise, Bacon Perfume and Bacon Pillows; can this whole Bacon theme thing go too far?  Probably, but we think you want more.  I mean, what better way to cover a minor cut or scape than to stick a Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandage […]

Bacon Toothpaste
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Bacon Toothpaste

Each morning, you have bacon and eggs for breakfast. After a long bath, you spray on some Bacon Unisex Perfume. For a mid-day snack, you spread some Baconnaise on some rye bread and pour some Bacon Gravy on your meatloaf. After your meal, there’s nothing […]

Baconnaise
Food

Baconnaise

Why put Mayonnaise on that on that BLT when you can put Baconnaise on it! You know what they say, “Some Bacon is good, more bacon is better!” Baconnaise makes everything taste better; sandwiches, salads, dips, fries, you name it. If you like the flavor […]

Bacon Unisex Perfume
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Bacon Unisex Perfume

I like eating bacon just as much as anyone, but all these bacon products lately are getting a bit ridiculous. Take for example this new Bacon Unisex Perfume. I like to eat bacon, but I don’t want to smell like it (or be with someone […]

My First Bacon - Talking Plush
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My First Bacon Talking Plush

Everybody loves bacon. At least, I know me and three-fourths of my family does. If for some reason you’d also like to introduce your child to the fatty and greasy world of bacon, then the My First Bacon Talking Plush will be the perfect toy […]

Bobs Burgers Diner Diorama Playset
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Bob’s Burgers Diner Diorama Playset

Pretend to run your own burger joint, reenact scenes from the show, or even make a funny stop-motion video with the Bob’s Burgers Diner Diorama Playset. This diorama features the counter from Bob’s Burgers, complete with stools for customers to sit on and bottles of […]