Cast your vote for the Dark Side with the Palpatine Vader 2016 T-Shirt… because they’re honestly not any worse than the other choices out there.
Forget Republican or Democratic parties because the Empire (or possibly just the Sith) have a clear plan for the future. It doesn’t matter if that plan includes complete galactic domination, because at least they’re honest about their intentions, and really, you can’t go wrong with the Force on your side… even if it is the Dark Side.
Vote Empire… or the Death Star will destroy your planet.
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