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Though some may dispute that killing a zombie in the heart is not the most robust method, one would feel triumphant after impaling a zombie with a pencil as seen in this Impaled Zombie Desk Accessory. By the way, you can consult the Zombie Combat Manual to learn optimized zombie-killing strategies, or [...]

If you’re not on Facebook, then it’s probably high time you joined because even the zombies have gotten the hang of it. Introducing the Zombie FleshBook LIKE Wall Sculpture. Zombie FleshBook LIKE Wall Sculpture Are you on FleshBook? Will you LIKE our page? Our tongue-in-cheek gift for the [...]

Zombie statues are ready to transform your front yard into a post-apocalyptic graveyard. For those who intend to spare no expense in creating the most frightening Halloween display in the neighborhood, feast your eyes upon the Outbreak of the Undead Zombie Statue. He’s not a pretty sight to see, [...]

Last Christmas, the Gingerbread Zombie Ornament was a huge hit that quickly sold out. Now Neatoshop has three new Gingerbread Zombie Christmas Ornaments, so you may want to place your order early, while they’re still in stock. In addition to the original zombie gingerbread man, you now have the [...]

Protect yourself from dangerous germs with the new Zombie Anti-Virus Hand Sanitizer. It is a real and effective hand sanitizer that kills 99.99% of germs on contact, yet it is just more fun than ordinary Purell. Zombie Anti-Virus Hand Sanitizer even has skin moisturizers, to prevent excess skin dryness. [...]

If you plan on rounding up some zombie friends when this whole Apocalypse thing happens, you might want to get yourself some handy posters to forewarn others. Poster Revolution’s Zombie Warning Poster – Don’t Feed The Zombies poster is great for zombie fans and you can even get it [...]

Zombies are all the rage this year; and with good reason since we’ll all be fighting for our lives during the 2012 Zombie Apocalypse. But before that all happens, you could use this Lost Zombie Head Statue as a cool Halloween decoration then leave it in your yard as an omen to would be [...]

A while back we saw the LEGO Zombie Stickers that you could use to transform your minifigures into zombies. Now you can get a complete zombie set, with the new LEGO Monster Fighters The Zombies. It is part of their new Monster Fighters collection, the same line as that awesome Haunted House Set we [...]

What’s more frightening than an empty wallet? An empty Brains Hinge Wallet featuring a brain-hungry, zombified version of Rosie the Riveter from the famous “We Can Do It!” World War II poster. Now that’s messed up. Zombie women are concerned with only one thing, and that’s [...]

Cupcakes usually take on a dainty, delicate form that make you feel like you’re eating a piece of heaven. With the Zombie Cupcakes Cookbook, cupcakes can take on an alter-ego and get crafted into ugly little things that look as if they might’ve spawned from hell. Halloween gives you a lot of [...]

If you wouldn’t be caught dead wearing the Zombama Obama Zombie T-Shirt, perhaps former American hero Franklin is more to your liking? The Zombie Franklin T-Shirt depicts one of America’s great Founding Fathers in a not so flattering light..unless of course, you’re a zombie lover! As the [...]

Just in time for Halloween, the Toast of the Zombie Sculptural Goblet should be back in stock and ready to serve the living and undead alike. Featuring a 7 ounce glass that sits at the end of a zombie arm, the Zombie Goblet is the perfect drinkware for costume parties or for celebrating the [...]

Well, oh well! Look what the wolf dragged in. Fresh, or shall we say “rotten,” from the graveyard are two disgusting zombies posing together as part of the freaky Dead Walking Zombie Statue Set. These zombie brothers look like they once had a sense of style in their pre-zombie days. The [...]

If you follow GeekAlerts, you probably know about Neatoshop, and all the cool products they sell. Now you have a chance to win something for free, in GeekAlerts’ exclusive Neatoshop Zombie Shop Giveaway. For this giveaway you get to pick your own prize! Visit the Neatoshop Zombie Category to start [...]

The Cranberries song “Zombie” said that it’s in your head, but in the case of this Zombie Stomper Platform Pump zombie is on your foot. But life is always handing us a pile of contradictions. Here we have an elegantly-shaped peep-toe stiletto heel with black satin bow in the back. The [...]