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While maybe not as tasty as Bacon Candy Canes or Bacon Lollipops, the Bacon Candy Necklace is still going to be a big hit with bacon fans. For all you ladies heading out on a bachelorette party night and looking for men to pay you a buck or two to bite some candy off your [...]

GeekAlerts has shown you quite a few flasks over the last several months. It could be because we enjoy a nice slip of our favorite alcoholic concoction on demand or it could be because we needed something to get us through the holidays and all those family reunions. Either way, flasks are cool looking and [...]

You’ve heard the saying “Time flies when you are having fun” right? I bet you didn’t know that time really can fly. In your very own home, with this Time Flies Flying Novelty Clock. I guess this is one way to keep you from sleeping after the alarm goes off. This clock hangs from your [...]

Some really spectacular lagers, a.k.a. Sapporo and Asahi, have come from the wondrous country of Japan. To hit international beer status, beer must meet all the proper criteria, including delivering just the right amount of foaminess. Japanese lagers produce truly glorious foam when poured from draft. What’s their secret? They could tell us but then they’d have to kill us. No worries. [...]

I don’t know when or why you’d need one, but the Emergency Inflatable Chicken will make sure that you’ve got a sixteen-inch rubber chicken that’s good to go. Each chicken is a vibrant yellow in color (which they obviously aren’t in real life) and come packaged in an equally vibrant tin. When you’re ready to give [...]

Fake mustaches can only do so much if you’re thinking about pulling off a disguise. So why not just go all the way and put on a pair of the Sun-Staches – The Original Mustache Sunglasses, which come complete with their own mustache? They shield your eyes from the bright glare of the sun while [...]

Enough with all the emails and instant messages. There’s a reason why physical notes and letters mean a whole lot more, because they don’t disappear when you hit “delete” or when the power goes out. Now you might not be able to put a very long message on these Timbergrams, but it’s enough when you [...]

It’s almost that time of the year again: graduation. It’s the day when all those sleepless nights of cramming and studying come to fruition. It also marks the end of one long phase in life and ushers you into the beginning of another. Get everyone into the mood at the grad party by handing out [...]

The Emergency Mustaches give you the extra facial hair needed for those dire situations that secret agents and everyday people alike face daily. Perhaps you’re riding a lamb, and need to hide from the police. “That’s not the saying.” Or, maybe you’re sitting next to an attractive female creature and need to appear manlier than [...]

If you get stopped by a police officer, don’t try to sweet talk him or kiss his butt. Just present him with this Anti-Ticket Donut and you should be fine. Everyone knows that cops love donuts. Consider this your insurance against speeding tickets. It comes in a platinum colored can with a windowed lid. There [...]

What you look like on the outside doesn’t necessarily reflect who you are on the inside. But something you could have wear on the outside could also show what you’ve got on the inside–like the Red Blood Cells Bottle Charm. Remember when Angelina used to carry around Billy Bob’s blood in a vile? Thankfully this [...]

Who knows when you might need some underpants on the go today? You might have some unforeseen emergency (or accident is more like it), so why not get the Emergency Underpants Dispenser so you’ll always a lot of spare, disposable underpants at your disposal? The Emergency Underpants Dispenser contains give pairs of underpants that you [...]