Tag: novelty

Stan Lee Cologne

What does a creator of iconic comic book characters smell like? You can find out, and smell like that guy yourself, when you splash on some Stan Lee Cologne. What do you do after creating Spider-Man, the Fantastic Four, and a ton of other characters that make a ton of money for Marvel comics? Apparently [...]

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Aim For The Head: An Anthology Of Zombie Poetry Book

Zombies may be dead. Or undead. But that doesn’t mean that they don’t have emotions. In fact they write some pretty good poetry. And you can read it in this Aim For The Head: An Anthology Of Zombie Poetry Book. This poetry book is done in the style of the classic 1940’s and is edited [...]

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Polar Bear Coat

Forget Polar Bear rugs. Get yourself a Polar Bear Coat and keep warm, while looking ferocious like a bear. A Polar Bear that is. This totally awesome Polar Bear Coat by Ripple Junction makes you look like an intimidating polar bear as you walk down the street. No one messes with a bear. People will [...]

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Happy Birthday Boobzie Can Koozie

The Happy Birthday Boobzie Can Koozie will make sure that you have a happy birthday, not a bust. Well, you are still getting a bust. The good kind. And it will keep your drink cold. This koozie fits most standard sized 12oz cans and bottles and it is made from Neoprene, PU gel and lycra. [...]

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Flask Tie

Need a covert drink? Well, you could always bring a flask with you, but that is likely to get you noticed. How would a spy do it? He would probably wear the Flask Tie. The flask tie holds about 6oz of water, beer, soda, whatever you want. This high quality and sneaky drinking flask is [...]

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AR-15 Flash Suppressor Styled Shot Glass

These Muzzleshot Shot Glasses live up to their name. No need to pull the trigger to take this shot though. They are modeled after the A2 flash suppressor and machined from solid aluminum. They are hard coat anodized in a grey finish. It’s the next best thing to taking a drink on the battlefield. [...]

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Lady Torso Bikini Beer Mugs

These Lady Torso Bikini Beer Mugs are lovely. They are shaped like a woman’s body wearing a sexy bikini. As if you hadn’t noticed, they’ll certainly get your attention. They come in a set of 2 in red and blue bikini colors. Each one holds half liter of beer. These stylish and sexy [...]

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Creepy Horse Man Dashboard Wiggler

Sometimes the simplest things can become the creepiest after they’ve been merged together. The Creepy Horse Man Dashboard Wiggler is a perfect example because this guy is about as creepy as you can get. He’s even wearing a business suit but that doesn’t help; as a matter of fact, it [...]

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Alcatraz Wall Clock

Alcatraz Wall Clock

Does it feel like time is just creeping along? The Alcatraz Wall Clock provides a way to keep track of time that’s humorous and depressing at the same time. If you’ve ever watched a movie that takes place in prison, you’ll be familiar with the little tick-marks used to keep track of [...]

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Assault and Pepper Shakers

Do you like for your food to have a little spice-packed punch? If so, the Assault and Pepper Shakers are what you need for that bit of added flavor. Meal-time can be transformed into fight-time when you have these two guys duking it out while you stuff your face. Pepper is reeling back from Salt’s [...]

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Air-Conditioned Cooling Pants

Summer is coming and those high temps will have a lot of people thinking they’re melting when they have to be outside, but the Air-Conditioned Cooling Pants can help you keep a relaxing breeze going, regardless of how angry Mr. Sun seems. Wearing shorts seems like a logical way to keep cool in warm [...]

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Envelope X-Ray Spray

You get tons of mail crammed in your mailbox every week but do you really want to waste time ripping open all those envelopes just do discover junk mail? Envelope X-Ray Spray saves you those few precious seconds, which can really add up when you add them all together. Forget about steaming open envelopes [...]

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iWipers – Windshield Wiper Eyeglasses

Your car has windshield wipers, so why can’t you wear some on a rainy day? These iWipers – Windshield Wiper Eyeglasses will protect your eyes and keep themselves wiped clean so that you can see where you are going. Who needs umbrellas? They are so big and bulky. Besides, you aren’t [...]

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Fortune Telling Bacon

Is there anything better than bacon? If there is, I haven’t found it. What if you could use bacon as an oracle? Well, now you can. Bacon just got better with Fortune Telling Bacon. I didn’t think it was possible. Just place a strip of bacon in your palm to get your reading. There are [...]

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Sunnyside Silicon Egg Shaper

Nothing starts the day off better than a little bit of sunshine and the Sunnyside Silicon Egg Shaper offers a bit of brightness before you even venture outside the house. Made of red silicone and capable of handling temperatures up to 280 degrees Celsius, the egg shaper makes it a breeze to add some [...]

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