Tag: novelty
Flavorless Nihilist Toothpaste

Flavorless Nihilist Toothpaste

Move along. There’s nothing to see here, and that is exactly how those who practice Nihilism would view this Flavorless Nihilist Toothpaste because Nihilists don’t believe in anything. That’s right. According to the philosophy of Nihilism, in its most extreme form, everything is made up [...]

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Vampire Hunter Kit

Vampire Hunter Kit

You never know when you are going to run into some supernatural adversaries, especially vampires. Those guys are crazy. They will suck the blood right out of you…But not if you have this Vampire Hunter Kit. Be prepared. Don’t be dinner! This leather pouch hangs from your belt and it has a [...]

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Canned Dragon Meat

Canned Dragon Meat

It’s not easy hunting Dragons. Probably because they fly and breathe fire and can stomp you into the ground. Therefore, getting dragon meat is no easy task. Luckily, there is Canned Dragon Meat. Get your dragon meat without all of that danger. Okay, spoiler alert! Look away now if you don’t [...]

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Anti Sleep Wink Glasses

Anti-Sleep Wink Glasses

We’ve all been there. The work-week is on the downhill slide, you’ve just had a big lunch, and you can feel your eyelids slowly gaining weight as sleep beckons. The Anti-Sleep Wink Glasses will use your own body to make sure you stay awake. According to the science behind these glasses, men [...]

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NSA Junior Spy Ear Listening Device

NSA Junior Spy Ear Listening Device

Wouldn’t it be great to listen in on everyone’s closely-guarded secrets? The NSA has taught us that personal boundaries and respecting privacy is an out-dated way of thinking; so follow their example with the NSA Junior Spy Ear Listening Device and get started in the sometimes-lucrative [...]

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SEXCEREAL

Sexcereal

Sexcereal is the world’s first gender based breakfast cereal. Each pack contains a blend of all natural GMO-free ingredients to fuel you. And you can choose from one engineered for women and one for men. These sexcereals contain everything from goji berries and chia seeds, to ground ginger and maca [...]

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Stan Lee Cologne

Stan Lee Cologne

What does a creator of iconic comic book characters smell like? You can find out, and smell like that guy yourself, when you splash on some Stan Lee Cologne. What do you do after creating Spider-Man, the Fantastic Four, and a ton of other characters that make a ton of money for Marvel comics? Apparently [...]

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Aim For the Head An Anthology of Zombie Poetry

Aim For The Head: An Anthology Of Zombie Poetry Book

Zombies may be dead. Or undead. But that doesn’t mean that they don’t have emotions. In fact they write some pretty good poetry. And you can read it in this Aim For The Head: An Anthology Of Zombie Poetry Book. This poetry book is done in the style of the classic 1940’s and is edited [...]

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Polar Bear Coat

Polar Bear Coat

Forget Polar Bear rugs. Get yourself a Polar Bear Coat and keep warm, while looking ferocious like a bear. A Polar Bear that is. This totally awesome Polar Bear Coat by Ripple Junction makes you look like an intimidating polar bear as you walk down the street. No one messes with a bear. People will [...]

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Happy Birthday Boobzie Can Cover

Happy Birthday Boobzie Can Koozie

The Happy Birthday Boobzie Can Koozie will make sure that you have a happy birthday, not a bust. Well, you are still getting a bust. The good kind. And it will keep your drink cold. This koozie fits most standard sized 12oz cans and bottles and it is made from Neoprene, PU gel and lycra. [...]

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Flask Tie

Flask Tie

Need a covert drink? Well, you could always bring a flask with you, but that is likely to get you noticed. How would a spy do it? He would probably wear the Flask Tie. The flask tie holds about 6oz of water, beer, soda, whatever you want. This high quality and sneaky drinking flask is [...]

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Muzzleshot Shot Glass

AR-15 Flash Suppressor Styled Shot Glass

These Muzzleshot Shot Glasses live up to their name. No need to pull the trigger to take this shot though. They are modeled after the A2 flash suppressor and machined from solid aluminum. They are hard coat anodized in a grey finish. It’s the next best thing to taking a drink on the battlefield. [...]

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Lady Torso Bikini Beer Mugs

Lady Torso Bikini Beer Mugs

These Lady Torso Bikini Beer Mugs are lovely. They are shaped like a woman’s body wearing a sexy bikini. As if you hadn’t noticed, they’ll certainly get your attention. They come in a set of 2 in red and blue bikini colors. Each one holds half liter of beer. These stylish and sexy [...]

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Creepy Horse Man Dashboard Wiggler

Creepy Horse Man Dashboard Wiggler

Sometimes the simplest things can become the creepiest after they’ve been merged together. The Creepy Horse Man Dashboard Wiggler is a perfect example because this guy is about as creepy as you can get. He’s even wearing a business suit but that doesn’t help; as a matter of fact, it [...]

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Alcatraz Wall Clock

Alcatraz Wall Clock

Does it feel like time is just creeping along? The Alcatraz Wall Clock provides a way to keep track of time that’s humorous and depressing at the same time. If you’ve ever watched a movie that takes place in prison, you’ll be familiar with the little tick-marks used to keep track of [...]

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Assault and Pepper Shakers

Assault and Pepper Shakers

Do you like for your food to have a little spice-packed punch? If so, the Assault and Pepper Shakers are what you need for that bit of added flavor. Meal-time can be transformed into fight-time when you have these two guys duking it out while you stuff your face. Pepper is reeling back from Salt’s [...]

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Kuchofuku Air Conditioned Cooling Pants

Air-Conditioned Cooling Pants

Summer is coming and those high temps will have a lot of people thinking they’re melting when they have to be outside, but the Air-Conditioned Cooling Pants can help you keep a relaxing breeze going, regardless of how angry Mr. Sun seems. Wearing shorts seems like a logical way to keep cool in warm [...]

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