Gadgets

Bacon Magic Disposable Camera

January 18, 2014 Conner Flynn 0

This Bacon Magic Disposable Camera will infuse your love of bacon into every shot you take. Bacon makes everything better right? And that includes photos. The awesome Bacon Magic Disposable Camera adds Bacon phrases and graphics to all your photos. Just take your photos as […]

Design

Bloodpool Pillow

January 14, 2014 James Kelly 1

Horror movie fans and practical jokers will appreciate this Bloodpool Pillow. Designed to resemble a pool of blood, this plush pillow will be good for a few laughs…or screams. The Bloodpool Pillow is made from 100% polyester velvet with styro-bead and measures 17 inches x […]

Food

Wasabi Candy Canes

September 25, 2013 Marty Shaw 0

Chestnuts, turkey, sugar-plums… and wasabi? Christmas gets kicked up a notch or two with the Wasabi Candy Canes, guaranteeing that nobody in your family will ever look at innocent little peppermint sticks the same way again. By sight alone, these tricky bits of candy look […]

Design

Flavorless Nihilist Toothpaste

August 24, 2013 Marty Shaw 1

Move along. There’s nothing to see here, and that is exactly how those who practice Nihilism would view this Flavorless Nihilist Toothpaste because Nihilists don’t believe in anything. That’s right. According to the philosophy of Nihilism, in its most extreme form, everything is made up […]

Gadgets

Vampire Hunter Kit

August 6, 2013 Conner Flynn 0

You never know when you are going to run into some supernatural adversaries, especially vampires. Those guys are crazy. They will suck the blood right out of you…But not if you have this Vampire Hunter Kit. Be prepared. Don’t be dinner! This leather pouch hangs […]

Toys

Canned Dragon Meat

August 6, 2013 Conner Flynn 0

It’s not easy hunting Dragons. Probably because they fly and breathe fire and can stomp you into the ground. Therefore, getting dragon meat is no easy task. Luckily, there is Canned Dragon Meat. Get your dragon meat without all of that danger. Okay, spoiler alert! […]

Gadgets

Anti-Sleep Wink Glasses

July 28, 2013 Marty Shaw 0

We’ve all been there. The work-week is on the downhill slide, you’ve just had a big lunch, and you can feel your eyelids slowly gaining weight as sleep beckons. The Anti-Sleep Wink Glasses will use your own body to make sure you stay awake. According […]

Toys

NSA Junior Spy Ear Listening Device

July 17, 2013 Marty Shaw 0

Wouldn’t it be great to listen in on everyone’s closely-guarded secrets? The NSA has taught us that personal boundaries and respecting privacy is an out-dated way of thinking; so follow their example with the NSA Junior Spy Ear Listening Device and get started in the […]

Food

Sexcereal

July 6, 2013 Conner Flynn 0

Sexcereal is the world’s first gender based breakfast cereal. Each pack contains a blend of all natural GMO-free ingredients to fuel you. And you can choose from one engineered for women and one for men. These sexcereals contain everything from goji berries and chia seeds, […]

Style

Stan Lee Cologne

June 13, 2013 Marty Shaw 0

What does a creator of iconic comic book characters smell like? You can find out, and smell like that guy yourself, when you splash on some Stan Lee Cologne. What do you do after creating Spider-Man, the Fantastic Four, and a ton of other characters […]

Style

Polar Bear Coat

May 29, 2013 Conner Flynn 0

Forget Polar Bear rugs. Get yourself a Polar Bear Coat and keep warm, while looking ferocious like a bear. A Polar Bear that is. This totally awesome Polar Bear Coat by Ripple Junction makes you look like an intimidating polar bear as you walk down […]

Design

Happy Birthday Boobzie Can Koozie

May 26, 2013 Conner Flynn 1

The Happy Birthday Boobzie Can Koozie will make sure that you have a happy birthday, not a bust. Well, you are still getting a bust. The good kind. And it will keep your drink cold. This koozie fits most standard sized 12oz cans and bottles […]

Style

Flask Tie

May 24, 2013 Conner Flynn 0

Need a covert drink? Well, you could always bring a flask with you, but that is likely to get you noticed. How would a spy do it? He would probably wear the Flask Tie. The flask tie holds about 6oz of water, beer, soda, whatever […]

Design

AR-15 Flash Suppressor Styled Shot Glass

May 21, 2013 Conner Flynn 0

These Muzzleshot Shot Glasses live up to their name. No need to pull the trigger to take this shot though. They are modeled after the A2 flash suppressor and machined from solid aluminum. They are hard coat anodized in a grey finish. It’s the next […]

Design

Lady Torso Bikini Beer Mugs

May 21, 2013 Conner Flynn 0

These Lady Torso Bikini Beer Mugs are lovely. They are shaped like a woman’s body wearing a sexy bikini. As if you hadn’t noticed, they’ll certainly get your attention. They come in a set of 2 in red and blue bikini colors. Each one holds […]

Design

Creepy Horse Man Dashboard Wiggler

May 3, 2013 Marty Shaw 0

Sometimes the simplest things can become the creepiest after they’ve been merged together. The Creepy Horse Man Dashboard Wiggler is a perfect example because this guy is about as creepy as you can get. He’s even wearing a business suit but that doesn’t help; as […]

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Design

Alcatraz Wall Clock

April 16, 2013 Marty Shaw 0

Does it feel like time is just creeping along? The Alcatraz Wall Clock provides a way to keep track of time that’s humorous and depressing at the same time. If you’ve ever watched a movie that takes place in prison, you’ll be familiar with the […]

Design

Assault and Pepper Shakers

April 8, 2013 Marty Shaw 1

Do you like for your food to have a little spice-packed punch? If so, the Assault and Pepper Shakers are what you need for that bit of added flavor. Meal-time can be transformed into fight-time when you have these two guys duking it out while […]

Style

Air-Conditioned Cooling Pants

April 1, 2013 Marty Shaw 0

Summer is coming and those high temps will have a lot of people thinking they’re melting when they have to be outside, but the Air-Conditioned Cooling Pants can help you keep a relaxing breeze going, regardless of how angry Mr. Sun seems. Wearing shorts seems […]