Tag: novelty

Happy Birthday Boobzie Can Koozie

The Happy Birthday Boobzie Can Koozie will make sure that you have a happy birthday, not a bust. Well, you are still getting a bust. The good kind. And it will keep your drink cold. This koozie fits most standard sized 12oz cans and bottles and it is made from [...]

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Flask Tie

Need a covert drink? Well, you could always bring a flask with you, but that is likely to get you noticed. How would a spy do it? He would probably wear the Flask Tie. The flask tie holds about 6oz of water, beer, soda, whatever you want. This high quality and sneaky [...]

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AR-15 Flash Suppressor Styled Shot Glass

These Muzzleshot Shot Glasses live up to their name. No need to pull the trigger to take this shot though. They are modeled after the A2 flash suppressor and machined from solid aluminum. They are hard coat anodized in a grey finish. It’s the next best thing to [...]

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Lady Torso Bikini Beer Mugs

These Lady Torso Bikini Beer Mugs are lovely. They are shaped like a woman’s body wearing a sexy bikini. As if you hadn’t noticed, they’ll certainly get your attention. They come in a set of 2 in red and blue bikini colors. Each one holds half liter [...]

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Creepy Horse Man Dashboard Wiggler

Sometimes the simplest things can become the creepiest after they’ve been merged together. The Creepy Horse Man Dashboard Wiggler is a perfect example because this guy is about as creepy as you can get. He’s even wearing a business suit but that [...]

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Alcatraz Wall Clock

Alcatraz Wall Clock

Does it feel like time is just creeping along? The Alcatraz Wall Clock provides a way to keep track of time that’s humorous and depressing at the same time. If you’ve ever watched a movie that takes place in prison, you’ll be familiar with the little [...]

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Assault and Pepper Shakers

Do you like for your food to have a little spice-packed punch? If so, the Assault and Pepper Shakers are what you need for that bit of added flavor. Meal-time can be transformed into fight-time when you have these two guys duking it out while you stuff your face. [...]

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Air-Conditioned Cooling Pants

Summer is coming and those high temps will have a lot of people thinking they’re melting when they have to be outside, but the Air-Conditioned Cooling Pants can help you keep a relaxing breeze going, regardless of how angry Mr. Sun seems. Wearing shorts seems [...]

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Envelope X-Ray Spray

You get tons of mail crammed in your mailbox every week but do you really want to waste time ripping open all those envelopes just do discover junk mail? Envelope X-Ray Spray saves you those few precious seconds, which can really add up when you add them all together. [...]

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iWipers – Windshield Wiper Eyeglasses

Your car has windshield wipers, so why can’t you wear some on a rainy day? These iWipers – Windshield Wiper Eyeglasses will protect your eyes and keep themselves wiped clean so that you can see where you are going. Who needs umbrellas? They are so big and [...]

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Fortune Telling Bacon

Is there anything better than bacon? If there is, I haven’t found it. What if you could use bacon as an oracle? Well, now you can. Bacon just got better with Fortune Telling Bacon. I didn’t think it was possible. Just place a strip of bacon in your palm to [...]

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Sunnyside Silicon Egg Shaper

Nothing starts the day off better than a little bit of sunshine and the Sunnyside Silicon Egg Shaper offers a bit of brightness before you even venture outside the house. Made of red silicone and capable of handling temperatures up to 280 degrees Celsius, the egg [...]

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Toilet Shaped Home Telephone

Do you have a potty mouth? Want to spout some toilet humor? Then, just pick up this Toilet Shaped Home Telephone and gab away. This toilet shaped wired table telephone would make a great novelty gift. Your friends will be very surprised to receive it. It will also look [...]

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Cell Lock-Up

Cell Lock-Up

Stop in the name of the law!!! You’re under arrest for the crime of inciting unproductive behavior. A little time in the Cell Lock-Up will help you resist the siren call of Twitter, Facebook, and all those other dastardly time-sucks. It’s okay because I [...]

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Smash Mute TV Mute Button

It never fails. You’re kicking back, enjoying the latest new show on TV, when an eardrum-shredding commercial suddenly comes on and slaps you out of your blissful happy place. The Smash Mute TV Mute Button lets you banish the irritating sound from your sanctuary [...]

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