Flavorless Nihilist Toothpaste

Move along. There’s nothing to see here, and that is exactly how those who practice Nihilism would view this Flavorless Nihilist Toothpaste because Nihilists don’t believe in anything.

That’s right. According to the philosophy of Nihilism, in its most extreme form, everything is made up of nothing. What do you get someone who believes that? Why, you get them a tube of nothing.

Actually, it’s toothpaste but there’s no color or flavor added, making this 2.5 oz. tube as close to nothing as possible while still being something. I wonder if this train of thought believes in cavities?

If you, or someone you know, wants to fill their life with nothing, you can get the Flavorless Nihilist Toothpaste for $5 at McPhee.