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If you’ve read the books (I Could Pee on This and Is Your Cat Plotting to Kill You) then you know what your cat is really up to. Sure they seem all innocent and cuddly, but before you know it, they’re sleeping on your head and tripping you as you walk. The Cat Bow [...]

If you are caring for a mogwai, there are some rules that you need to follow. Don’t feed them after midnight. Don’t give them any water and no bright light. Otherwise you will have a Gremlin problem. Of course, if you want a Gremlin, just get this cool Gremlins Laplander Hat. This knit [...]

If you’re trying to exterminate this cold winter weather, throw on the Dalek Doctor Who Beanie. Designed to make your dome look like a Dalek, this beanie will help keep you warm with some serious Doctor Who style. This officially BBC licensed Dalek Beanie is made out of 100% acrylic and is modeled [...]

The next time you pour a drink, drink up like a mad scientist and use this Lab Flask Shot Glass. It’s the perfect way for lab geeks to de-stress. This shot glass looks just like a mini lab flask, but instead of dangerous chemicals you can fill it with your favorite beverage. The capacity [...]

Everyone knows those books that teach kids the alphabet by associating each letter with a word and picture. K is for Knifeball: An Alphabet of Terrible Advice is like those, but it is filled with bad ideas and dangerous advice. For example, “U is for undies. They cover your stuff. Wash them or [...]

For Funny T-Shirts with a geeky vibe, you turn to Neatoshop.com. For funny t-shirts for free, you turn to GeekAlerts.com and our Funny T-Shirt Giveaway. If you win this contest, you’ll have an $80 budget to select up to 8 t-shirts of the size, style, and color of your choice. There are hundreds of [...]

Maybe you want to remind yourself that you have a child. Maybe you want to drop the hint to others that you are expecting a baby. Whatever the reason you choose this bottle opener, you will be opening bottles in style. The Pacifier Bottle Opener will pacify you by opening a nice cold brew. [...]

St. Pattys day is coming up and if you want to get into the spirit of the festivities, why not start with this cute Leprechaun Bottle Cover? This cute bottle cover will make your wine bottle look like a Leprechaun. Sadly, he won’t be holding a pot of gold at the end of a [...]

It is still pretty cold in many areas and if you need something to keep your ears warm, try these Skull Plush Earmuffs. It’s perfect for goths or anyone who just loves skulls on their skull. The skulls on these plush earmuffs are nicely embroidered and they are warm and cozy with an adjustable [...]

Valentine’s Day is approaching fast, and you can celebrate the occasion with the Cold, Cold Heart 3D Ice Mold, to let your beloved know that they are always on your mind, even when doing something as simple as chilling a beverage. Under no circumstances should you say you’re using the mold [...]

These Ear Buddies Ear Buds are the perfect music accessory. Four ears are better than two after all. These stereo earphones look like a pair of tiny ears. Hopefully nobody calls you “four ears” while you are wearing them. They feature a great sound with a comfortable fit as well as an OFC wire [...]

If you’re a gamer or you know someone that is, the Evolution of Gamers T-Shirt could be the perfect gift. Taking a note from Darwin, Mike Jacobsen designed this funny t-shirt showing how gamers started out as apes and ended up as basically apes with video games…ladies if you need a gift for [...]

Like all the Funny T-Shirts at the NeatoShop, this Reindeer Games T-Shirt will put a smile on your face no matter how bad your day is going. Designer Donovan Santiago puts his unique twist on this Christmas classic by showing poor Rudolph being left out of the video gaming fun by his fellow reindeer. [...]

Enter to win awesome Neatoshop Products in the GeekAlerts.com Cool New Products Giveaway. Some of the cool items you can choose between if you win are pictured above: LEGO Star Wars Stormtrooper Watch, Vampire Wine Bottle Holder, Tardis Smart Safe, and the Chair Cell Phone Holder. If you win the Cool New [...]

Satisfy your sweet tooth and your love of Star Wars merchandise at the same time with this Star Wars Stormtrooper M&M’s Candy Dispenser. It’s a great way to store your favorite M&M’s candy before you eat it all up. You get one snack size package of M&M’s with this [...]