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Who knows when you might need some underpants on the go today? You might have some unforeseen emergency (or accident is more like it), so why not get the Emergency Underpants Dispenser so you’ll always a lot of spare, disposable underpants at your disposal? The Emergency Underpants Dispenser [...]

We all talk about how much we love bacon and we even show our support for bacon with the Bacon Pennant. But when it comes time to purchasing that delicious, salty pork treat, make sure you have the right bag handy. The Bacon & Egg Shopping Bag lets everyone know what you are at [...]

So you’re all dressed up and ready to go to that animal party, only to find out that your friend is already wearing the Squirrel Mask. Well don’t fret, you can wear the Magical Unicorn Mask and be the life of that party. Made from latex and complete with a realistic fur mane, this [...]

I admit that if I lived alone, I could easily become a crazy cat lady. What’s wrong with having a bunch of feline friends? Well, apparently several things because there’s a whole industry poking fun at these poor, lonely women. So far, GeekAlerts has featured Crazy Cat Lady Candy, Mini Milk [...]

When you find yourself in a pickle, not having enough light in your workspace, just whip out this USB Pickle Light and light up your space. It will get you out of a pickle with a pickle. This soft LED light creates a glowing green pickle! This USB gadget is PC/Mac compatible and adds [...]

The Squirrel Mask is a full-sized latex mask that gives you the head of a squirrel, but hopefully allows to keep your brain that isn’t the size of a walnut.  This geeky mask may seem weird and unpractical at first glance, but there are actually tons of uses for this product!   Let’s say [...]

The Scalp Squid Head Massager gives a scalp exactly what it needs: a couple of good squeezes from the trained tentacles of a squid. When you’ve been working hard, and the skin on your head scrunches up like the nose of a pug, it’s time for some release. The Scalp Squid Head Massager lets [...]

There are all kinds of lovely lollipops to eat, but this Raw Chicken Lollipop falls into a category of its own. Chicken lollipops have become known as a popular appetizer in various restos, but those kinds are elegant and come skewered, breaded in coconut, are cooked, and taste best when dipped in some [...]

Would you suck on fish heads? I don’t think so. But if you enjoy sour candy that’s been made to look like all sorts of disgusting stuff, then you’d probably want to give this Fish Head Sucker a lick or two or more. I doubt anyone would ever want these Fish Head Suckers if they [...]

These Anime Eyes Glasses will instantly transform you into an Anime character. Perfect for fans of Japanese animation. Now you can look like you appeared straight from an Anime movie. These are also perfect for cosplay since they complete your costume by adding large eyes, no surgery necessary. And your [...]

You already check what time it is by glancing at your Mustache Wall Clock and drink your favorite beverages from the Santa Mustache Mug, so why not just seal the deal by getting the Mustache Ice Cube Tray too? With this quirky tray, you can mold ice in your favorite shape: the mustache. Each tray can [...]

A lot of women say they’re not into looks or appearances. I think it’s not that they’re lying or anything; I think most women try to look past appearances and look at character of the person instead. But set that woman up on a blind date with a man who’s an inch or two [...]

If you’re a fan of that hit comedy show How I Met Your Mother, then you might have probably seen that episode where Lily and Marshall, the “attached-to-the-hip” couple of the show, admit that they actually shared a toothbrush. It’s kind of gross, right, even if they are deeply in [...]

Looking for that perfect Valentines Day gift, but having no luck? Look no further. The Heart Jello Mold will express how you feel and then you can both eat it up. This heart-shaped mold will produce ananatomical heart made of Gelatin. It’s food safe and measures 6″ x 6-1/4″ x [...]

You can find bath products inspired by just about every delicious fruit. Passion fruit, mango, raspberry… you name it, they’ve got it. There are many cucumber soaps that smell fresh, but if it’s the marinated cucumber scent you’re after look no further than Pickle Soap. The [...]