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Underpants Candy

Underpants Candy

The Underpants Candy is Archie McPhee’s latest combination of gross and delicious, an art that they’re famous for perfecting.  These edible tighty-whities are Tutti-Frutti flavored, so your mouth won’t be plagued with the signature taste of dirty linen.   Underpants Candy The next time [...]

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Cat Buddha Statue

Cat Buddha Statue

We all have our own religious beliefs. Some are Christians, some are Catholics, some are Buddhists. Even cat Buddhists. Sure, cats can be Buddhists too. This Cat Buddha 5-Inch Statue celebrates those felines with spiritual beliefs. It’s not all about coughing up hairballs, chasing laser pointers and [...]

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Honey Badger Mints

Honey Badger Mints

Get yourself some Honey Badger Mints. Honey Badger don’t care. I think he does care about bad breath and he is here to help you. If anyone knows about bad breath it’s him. After all, he makes meals of mice, cobras and bee larva. So he needs a mint that is strong. I guess that’s [...]

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Bacon Candy Necklace

Bacon Candy Necklace

While maybe not as tasty as Bacon Candy Canes or Bacon Lollipops, the Bacon Candy Necklace is still going to be a big hit with bacon fans. For all you ladies heading out on a bachelorette party night and looking for men to pay you a buck or two to bite some candy off your [...]

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Two Sided Pi Pie Puzzle

Two Sided Pi Pie Puzzle

March 14th is just another day to many, but to math and science geeks it is one of the coolest days of the year and as Sheldon will attest, it happens to be Amy Farrah Fowler’s apartment number. If you are looking for fun and a cheap way to celebrate this magical number, this Two [...]

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Inflatable Unicorn Horn

Inflatable Unicorn Horn

If you watch Glee, then you know about this ditzy character named Britney S. Pierce who’s the perfect epitome of the dumb blonde. She believes that leprechauns exist and is generally clueless when it comes to, well, everything. And one thing that she fancies (that also doesn’t happen to exist) is [...]

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Black Cotton Swabs

Black Cotton Swabs

Most people prefer certain things of theirs to be in certain colors. For example, back in high school, I was all about black. Black shirts, black nails, black lipstick, black eyeshadow, black everything. I’m way past that stage, but I wish I’d spotted these blacker than black personal hygiene [...]

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Mustache Soap Leaves

Mustache Soap Leaves

If you have an irrational love for anything with mustaches and care a great deal for personal hygiene, then you’d probably want to have a tin of these Mustache Soap Leaves to carry around with you in your purse (if you’re female) or in your man-bag (if you happen to be a man.) Just grab a [...]

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Bacon Collection

Bacon Collection

We know a lot of GeekAlerts fans out there love bacon and have plenty of friends that love it too. That’s why we’ve shown you cool stuff like the Tactical Canned Bacon, Bacon Chocolate, and many other bacon related items. The problem is, bacon makes you sluggish and it just isn’t easy [...]

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Emergency Underpants Dispenser

Emergency Underpants Dispenser

Who knows when you might need some underpants on the go today? You might have some unforeseen emergency (or accident is more like it), so why not get the Emergency Underpants Dispenser so you’ll always a lot of spare, disposable underpants at your disposal? The Emergency Underpants Dispenser [...]

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Bacon & Egg Shopping Bag

Bacon & Egg Shopping Bag

We all talk about how much we love bacon and we even show our support for bacon with the Bacon Pennant. But when it comes time to purchasing that delicious, salty pork treat, make sure you have the right bag handy. The Bacon & Egg Shopping Bag lets everyone know what you are at the [...]

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Unicorn Mask

Magical Unicorn Mask

So you’re all dressed up and ready to go to that animal party, only to find out that your friend is already wearing the Squirrel Mask. Well don’t fret, you can wear the Magical Unicorn Mask and be the life of that party. Made from latex and complete with a realistic fur mane, this unicorn [...]

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Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

I admit that if I lived alone, I could easily become a crazy cat lady. What’s wrong with having a bunch of feline friends? Well, apparently several things because there’s a whole industry poking fun at these poor, lonely women. So far, GeekAlerts has featured Crazy Cat Lady Candy, Mini Milk [...]

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USB Pickle Light

USB Pickle Light

When you find yourself in a pickle, not having enough light in your workspace, just whip out this USB Pickle Light and light up your space. It will get you out of a pickle with a pickle. This soft LED light creates a glowing green pickle! This USB gadget is PC/Mac compatible and adds some [...]

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squirrel mask

Squirrel Mask

The Squirrel Mask is a full-sized latex mask that gives you the head of a squirrel, but hopefully allows to keep your brain that isn’t the size of a walnut.  This geeky mask may seem weird and unpractical at first glance, but there are actually tons of uses for this product!   Let’s say [...]

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Scalp Squid Head Massager

Scalp Squid Head Massager

The Scalp Squid Head Massager gives a scalp exactly what it needs: a couple of good squeezes from the trained tentacles of a squid. When you’ve been working hard, and the skin on your head scrunches up like the nose of a pug, it’s time for some release. The Scalp Squid Head Massager lets you [...]

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Raw Chicken Lollipop

Raw Chicken Lollipop

There are all kinds of lovely lollipops to eat, but this Raw Chicken Lollipop falls into a category of its own. Chicken lollipops have become known as a popular appetizer in various restos, but those kinds are elegant and come skewered, breaded in coconut, are cooked, and taste best when dipped in some [...]

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Fish Head Sucker

Fish Head Sucker

Would you suck on fish heads? I don’t think so. But if you enjoy sour candy that’s been made to look like all sorts of disgusting stuff, then you’d probably want to give this Fish Head Sucker a lick or two or more. I doubt anyone would ever want these Fish Head Suckers if they were [...]

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