Move along. There’s nothing to see here, and that is exactly how those who practice Nihilism would view this Flavorless Nihilist Toothpaste because Nihilists don’t believe in anything. That’s right. According to the philosophy of Nihilism, in its most extreme form, everything is made up […]
You shouldn’t monkey around when it comes to bandages, but if you must, get these cool Rainbow Monkey Adhesive Bandages. Now you can be stylish while you are healing from your wounds. Rainbow monkeys will make the pain go away. Each 3 3/4-inch tall metal […]
If only bacon came in sticks. That would certainly make it easier to eat. Less greasy too. Well, they do come in sticks. Savory Bacon sticks. Get the taste of bacon in a convenient stick form. These crunchy bread sticks are infused with artificial bacon […]
The only thing that comes close to bacon is gravy. Gravy is awesome on everything. Especially at Thanksgiving dinner. Now you can have the taste of gravy anytime with Gravy Candy. This Red and white-striped hard candy tastes just like gravy. Each piece is individually […]
Some people think the Anime look is cute but you have to admit there’s something really creepy about eyes being half the size of your head. Regardless of whether you belong to the cute or creepy camp, the Anime Eyes Sleep Mask offers something for […]
Sometimes the simplest things can become the creepiest after they’ve been merged together. The Creepy Horse Man Dashboard Wiggler is a perfect example because this guy is about as creepy as you can get. He’s even wearing a business suit but that doesn’t help; as […]
Heal your boo-boos with the mythical power of the Unicorn. These Unicorn Bandages will look good and likely heal you faster through the power of rainbows and sparkles and stars. Enchanted Unicorn Bandages are the most magical way to treat your wounds. They are perfect […]
We live in a world where bacon rules our taste buds. When we aren’t eating the real stuff, we want to smell like it, drink it, wear it and even sleep with it. Uncle Oinker’s Gummy Bacon doesn’t taste like bacon, but it looks real […]
You’ve got a party with a Unicorn, a Pig, a Squirrel and a Turkey, so it only makes sense to invite the Pigeon Mask guy over. Weekends will never be the same when you and your “friends” don the Pigeon Mask and other aforementioned masks. […]
The next time you pour a drink, drink up like a mad scientist and use this Lab Flask Shot Glass. It’s the perfect way for lab geeks to de-stress. This shot glass looks just like a mini lab flask, but instead of dangerous chemicals you […]
These Ear Buddies Ear Buds are the perfect music accessory. Four ears are better than two after all. These stereo earphones look like a pair of tiny ears. Hopefully nobody calls you “four ears” while you are wearing them. They feature a great sound with […]
Little things like geeky salt and pepper shakers are an affordable way to personalize your meals. Sure you’re eating fast food every night, but it can’t hurt to add some more salt and pepper, right? 😉 The ceramic Shark Salt and Pepper Shakers measure 2-3/8″ […]
In a parallel world somewhere, the U.S. is ruled by a Zombie president Lincoln and he is craving the brains of all Americans. And whether they elected him out of office eventually or forced him out, this Zombie Abraham Lincoln Oil Painting is sure to […]
No Christmas tree is complete without a few items that will make your grandma cringe. Add the Giant Christmas Tree Googly Eyes to your tree and give it a look that is photo ready. The eyes measure a whopping seven inches in diameter, so they […]
We’re always happy to see a big peppermint candy cane at first. But after the first hundred licks, the novelty wears off and we suddenly remember why they only come out once a year. The Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane, however, could change all that and […]
Beards are cool. They make you look sophisticated and scholarly, or like a biker dude that people don’t want to mess with. If you are having trouble growing a crumb-catcher on your own, you could always go for the ultimate in beards. An Inflatable Cthulhu […]
Does your kitty get jealous when you prance around the house wearing your Inflatable Unicorn Horn? Now Fluffy can join in the fun with one of these Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats. It is obvious that cats love wearing this 5 1/2″ long inflatable unicorn […]
Historical figures known to rock the top hat, such as Abraham Lincoln and Fred Astaire, deserve a lot of respect… just as espresso deserves to be served respectfully in the Top Hat Espresso Cup and Saucer. Sipping espresso is a classy affair, and the tradition […]
Last year GeekAlerts showed you some tasty Bacon Candy Canes; this year give your taste buds a little briny surprise with the dill flavored Pickle Candy Canes. Each package contains six green and white dill flavored candy canes, each measuring just over five inches long. […]
Forget about Great White Sharks, killer squids, and all those other lame ocean animals that seek death and destruction for all land-dwellers because the Avenging Narwhal has arrived on the scene. The narwhal, which also happens to occasionally be called a narwhale, is actually a […]
© 2007 - 2020 GeekAlerts. All Rights Reserved.