Design

Flavorless Nihilist Toothpaste

August 24, 2013 Marty Shaw 1

Move along. There’s nothing to see here, and that is exactly how those who practice Nihilism would view this Flavorless Nihilist Toothpaste because Nihilists don’t believe in anything. That’s right. According to the philosophy of Nihilism, in its most extreme form, everything is made up […]

Style

Rainbow Monkey Adhesive Bandages

August 3, 2013 Conner Flynn 0

You shouldn’t monkey around when it comes to bandages, but if you must, get these cool Rainbow Monkey Adhesive Bandages. Now you can be stylish while you are healing from your wounds. Rainbow monkeys will make the pain go away. Each 3 3/4-inch tall metal […]

Food

Savory Bacon Sticks

June 28, 2013 Conner Flynn 0

If only bacon came in sticks. That would certainly make it easier to eat. Less greasy too. Well, they do come in sticks. Savory Bacon sticks. Get the taste of bacon in a convenient stick form. These crunchy bread sticks are infused with artificial bacon […]

Food

Gravy Candy

June 15, 2013 Conner Flynn 0

The only thing that comes close to bacon is gravy. Gravy is awesome on everything. Especially at Thanksgiving dinner. Now you can have the taste of gravy anytime with Gravy Candy. This Red and white-striped hard candy tastes just like gravy. Each piece is individually […]

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Anime Eyes Sleep Mask

May 4, 2013 Marty Shaw 0

Some people think the Anime look is cute but you have to admit there’s something really creepy about eyes being half the size of your head. Regardless of whether you belong to the cute or creepy camp, the Anime Eyes Sleep Mask offers something for […]

Design

Creepy Horse Man Dashboard Wiggler

May 3, 2013 Marty Shaw 0

Sometimes the simplest things can become the creepiest after they’ve been merged together. The Creepy Horse Man Dashboard Wiggler is a perfect example because this guy is about as creepy as you can get. He’s even wearing a business suit but that doesn’t help; as […]

Style

Unicorn Bandages

May 3, 2013 Conner Flynn 0

Heal your boo-boos with the mythical power of the Unicorn. These Unicorn Bandages will look good and likely heal you faster through the power of rainbows and sparkles and stars. Enchanted Unicorn Bandages are the most magical way to treat your wounds. They are perfect […]

Food

Uncle Oinker’s Gummy Bacon

February 4, 2013 James Kelly 0

We live in a world where bacon rules our taste buds. When we aren’t eating the real stuff, we want to smell like it, drink it, wear it and even sleep with it. Uncle Oinker’s Gummy Bacon doesn’t taste like bacon, but it looks real […]

Style

Pigeon Mask

February 4, 2013 James Kelly 0

You’ve got a party with a Unicorn, a Pig, a Squirrel and a Turkey, so it only makes sense to invite the Pigeon Mask guy over. Weekends will never be the same when you and your “friends” don the Pigeon Mask and other aforementioned masks. […]

Design

Lab Flask Shot Glass

January 29, 2013 Conner Flynn 0

The next time you pour a drink, drink up like a mad scientist and use this Lab Flask Shot Glass. It’s the perfect way for lab geeks to de-stress. This shot glass looks just like a mini lab flask, but instead of dangerous chemicals you […]

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Ear Buddies Ear Buds

January 16, 2013 Conner Flynn 0

These Ear Buddies Ear Buds are the perfect music accessory. Four ears are better than two after all. These stereo earphones look like a pair of tiny ears. Hopefully nobody calls you “four ears” while you are wearing them. They feature a great sound with […]

Design

Shark Salt and Pepper Shakers

January 4, 2013 James Kelly 0

Little things like geeky salt and pepper shakers are an affordable way to personalize your meals. Sure you’re eating fast food every night, but it can’t hurt to add some more salt and pepper, right? 😉 The ceramic Shark Salt and Pepper Shakers measure 2-3/8″ […]

Zombie Abraham Lincoln Oil Painting
Design

Zombie Abraham Lincoln Oil Painting

December 11, 2012 Conner Flynn 1

In a parallel world somewhere, the U.S. is ruled by a Zombie president Lincoln and he is craving the brains of all Americans. And whether they elected him out of office eventually or forced him out, this Zombie Abraham Lincoln Oil Painting is sure to […]

Giant Christmas Tree Googly Eyes
Design

Giant Christmas Tree Googly Eyes

December 1, 2012 James Kelly 0

No Christmas tree is complete without a few items that will make your grandma cringe. Add the Giant Christmas Tree Googly Eyes to your tree and give it a look that is photo ready. The eyes measure a whopping seven inches in diameter, so they […]

Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane
Food

Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane

November 22, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 0

We’re always happy to see a big peppermint candy cane at first. But after the first hundred licks, the novelty wears off and we suddenly remember why they only come out once a year. The Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane, however, could change all that and […]

Inflatable Cthulhu Beard
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Inflatable Cthulhu Beard

November 21, 2012 Conner Flynn 0

Beards are cool. They make you look sophisticated and scholarly, or like a biker dude that people don’t want to mess with. If you are having trouble growing a crumb-catcher on your own, you could always go for the ultimate in beards. An Inflatable Cthulhu […]

Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats
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Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats

November 13, 2012 Ryan Cooper 1

Does your kitty get jealous when you prance around the house wearing your Inflatable Unicorn Horn? Now Fluffy can join in the fun with one of these Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats. It is obvious that cats love wearing this 5 1/2″ long inflatable unicorn […]

Top Hat Espresso Cup and Saucer
Design

Top Hat Espresso Cup and Saucer

October 30, 2012 Patra Beaulieu 0

Historical figures known to rock the top hat, such as Abraham Lincoln and Fred Astaire, deserve a lot of respect… just as espresso deserves to be served respectfully in the Top Hat Espresso Cup and Saucer. Sipping espresso is a classy affair, and the tradition […]

Pickle Candy Canes
Food

Pickle Candy Canes

October 25, 2012 James Kelly 2

Last year GeekAlerts showed you some tasty Bacon Candy Canes; this year give your taste buds a little briny surprise with the dill flavored Pickle Candy Canes. Each package contains six green and white dill flavored candy canes, each measuring just over five inches long. […]

The Avenging Narwhal
Toys

Avenging Narwhal

October 24, 2012 Marty Shaw 3

Forget about Great White Sharks, killer squids, and all those other lame ocean animals that seek death and destruction for all land-dwellers because the Avenging Narwhal has arrived on the scene. The narwhal, which also happens to occasionally be called a narwhale, is actually a […]