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Lab Flask Shot Glass

The next time you pour a drink, drink up like a mad scientist and use this Lab Flask Shot Glass. It’s the perfect way for lab geeks to de-stress. This shot glass looks just like a mini lab flask, but instead of dangerous chemicals you can fill it with your [...]

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Ear Buddies Ear Buds

These Ear Buddies Ear Buds are the perfect music accessory. Four ears are better than two after all. These stereo earphones look like a pair of tiny ears. Hopefully nobody calls you “four ears” while you are wearing them. They feature a great sound with a [...]

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Shark Salt and Pepper Shakers

Little things like geeky salt and pepper shakers are an affordable way to personalize your meals. Sure you’re eating fast food every night, but it can’t hurt to add some more salt and pepper, right? The ceramic Shark Salt and Pepper Shakers measure 2-3/8″ tall [...]

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Zombie Abraham Lincoln Oil Painting

Zombie Abraham Lincoln Oil Painting

In a parallel world somewhere, the U.S. is ruled by a Zombie president Lincoln and he is craving the brains of all Americans. And whether they elected him out of office eventually or forced him out, this Zombie Abraham Lincoln Oil Painting is sure to hang on the White [...]

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Giant Christmas Tree Googly Eyes

Giant Christmas Tree Googly Eyes

No Christmas tree is complete without a few items that will make your grandma cringe. Add the Giant Christmas Tree Googly Eyes to your tree and give it a look that is photo ready. The eyes measure a whopping seven inches in diameter, so they should stand out no matter [...]

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Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane

Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane

We’re always happy to see a big peppermint candy cane at first. But after the first hundred licks, the novelty wears off and we suddenly remember why they only come out once a year. The Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane, however, could change all that and become the candy [...]

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Inflatable Cthulhu Beard

Inflatable Cthulhu Beard

Beards are cool. They make you look sophisticated and scholarly, or like a biker dude that people don’t want to mess with. If you are having trouble growing a crumb-catcher on your own, you could always go for the ultimate in beards. An Inflatable Cthulhu Beard. [...]

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Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats

Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats

Does your kitty get jealous when you prance around the house wearing your Inflatable Unicorn Horn? Now Fluffy can join in the fun with one of these Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats. It is obvious that cats love wearing this 5 1/2″ long inflatable unicorn [...]

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Top Hat Espresso Cup and Saucer

Top Hat Espresso Cup and Saucer

Historical figures known to rock the top hat, such as Abraham Lincoln and Fred Astaire, deserve a lot of respect… just as espresso deserves to be served respectfully in the Top Hat Espresso Cup and Saucer. Sipping espresso is a classy affair, and the tradition of [...]

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Pickle Candy Canes

Pickle Candy Canes

Last year GeekAlerts showed you some tasty Bacon Candy Canes; this year give your taste buds a little briny surprise with the dill flavored Pickle Candy Canes. Each package contains six green and white dill flavored candy canes, each measuring just over five inches [...]

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The Avenging Narwhal

Avenging Narwhal

Forget about Great White Sharks, killer squids, and all those other lame ocean animals that seek death and destruction for all land-dwellers because the Avenging Narwhal has arrived on the scene. The narwhal, which also happens to occasionally be called a narwhale, is [...]

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Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask

Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask

I’m not sure when it became cool to wear turkeys on our heads, but it seems to be a growing trend. Last year, we posted about a Knit Turkey Hat right around Thanksgiving. This year, we might be seeing folks donning the Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask when greeting [...]

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Krampus Sweater

Krampus Sweater

A close rival to the Cthulhu Christmas Sweater, the Krampus Sweater is the holiday sweater that adult authority figures might want to wear to remind belligerent kids to shape up, or else… You know it’s the first thing you’ll want to throw on those [...]

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Wacky Tattoo Bandages

Wacky Tattoo Bandages

Screwing up is just a part of being human. We all hurt ourselves at one point or another and need band-aids to cover our wounds. Now ugly boo-boos can be covered up with even uglier boo-boos when you stick on Wacky Tattoo Bandages. In this box, you have your choice of [...]

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Jesus Adhesive Bandages

Jesus Adhesive Bandages

The next time that you get a scrape or a cut, ask yourself what would Jesus do? He would wear these Jesus Adhesive Bandages of course. Well, he would probably magically heal himself, but he would hand you one these bandages if you were in need. You get 15 sterile [...]

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