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Unicorn Bandages

Heal your boo-boos with the mythical power of the Unicorn. These Unicorn Bandages will look good and likely heal you faster through the power of rainbows and sparkles and stars. Enchanted Unicorn Bandages are the most magical way to treat your wounds. They are perfect for minor scrapes and scratches and [...]

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Uncle Oinker’s Gummy Bacon

We live in a world where bacon rules our taste buds. When we aren’t eating the real stuff, we want to smell like it, drink it, wear it and even sleep with it. Uncle Oinker’s Gummy Bacon doesn’t taste like bacon, but it looks real enough to hold us over until that movie is done…yes, [...]

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Pigeon Mask

You’ve got a party with a Unicorn, a Pig, a Squirrel and a Turkey, so it only makes sense to invite the Pigeon Mask guy over. Weekends will never be the same when you and your “friends” don the Pigeon Mask and other aforementioned masks. We all know the Pigeon is dirty and leaves a [...]

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Lab Flask Shot Glass

The next time you pour a drink, drink up like a mad scientist and use this Lab Flask Shot Glass. It’s the perfect way for lab geeks to de-stress. This shot glass looks just like a mini lab flask, but instead of dangerous chemicals you can fill it with your favorite beverage. The capacity 2 [...]

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Ear Buddies Ear Buds

These Ear Buddies Ear Buds are the perfect music accessory. Four ears are better than two after all. These stereo earphones look like a pair of tiny ears. Hopefully nobody calls you “four ears” while you are wearing them. They feature a great sound with a comfortable fit as well as an OFC wire [...]

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Shark Salt and Pepper Shakers

Little things like geeky salt and pepper shakers are an affordable way to personalize your meals. Sure you’re eating fast food every night, but it can’t hurt to add some more salt and pepper, right? The ceramic Shark Salt and Pepper Shakers measure 2-3/8″ tall and are a great way to keep things [...]

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Zombie Abraham Lincoln Oil Painting

Zombie Abraham Lincoln Oil Painting

In a parallel world somewhere, the U.S. is ruled by a Zombie president Lincoln and he is craving the brains of all Americans. And whether they elected him out of office eventually or forced him out, this Zombie Abraham Lincoln Oil Painting is sure to hang on the White House walls today. Enjoy Honest [...]

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Giant Christmas Tree Googly Eyes

Giant Christmas Tree Googly Eyes

No Christmas tree is complete without a few items that will make your grandma cringe. Add the Giant Christmas Tree Googly Eyes to your tree and give it a look that is photo ready. The eyes measure a whopping seven inches in diameter, so they should stand out no matter how large your tree is. [...]

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Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane

Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane

We’re always happy to see a big peppermint candy cane at first. But after the first hundred licks, the novelty wears off and we suddenly remember why they only come out once a year. The Jumbo Bacon Candy Cane, however, could change all that and become the candy cane you’ll never get sick of. [...]

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Inflatable Cthulhu Beard

Inflatable Cthulhu Beard

Beards are cool. They make you look sophisticated and scholarly, or like a biker dude that people don’t want to mess with. If you are having trouble growing a crumb-catcher on your own, you could always go for the ultimate in beards. An Inflatable Cthulhu Beard. It may not give you all of the power [...]

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Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats

Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats

Does your kitty get jealous when you prance around the house wearing your Inflatable Unicorn Horn? Now Fluffy can join in the fun with one of these Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats. It is obvious that cats love wearing this 5 1/2″ long inflatable unicorn horn–just look at how [...]

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Top Hat Espresso Cup and Saucer

Top Hat Espresso Cup and Saucer

Historical figures known to rock the top hat, such as Abraham Lincoln and Fred Astaire, deserve a lot of respect… just as espresso deserves to be served respectfully in the Top Hat Espresso Cup and Saucer. Sipping espresso is a classy affair, and the tradition of drinking espresso in a proper [...]

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Pickle Candy Canes

Pickle Candy Canes

Last year GeekAlerts showed you some tasty Bacon Candy Canes; this year give your taste buds a little briny surprise with the dill flavored Pickle Candy Canes. Each package contains six green and white dill flavored candy canes, each measuring just over five inches long. Hang them on you Christmas tree or [...]

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The Avenging Narwhal

Avenging Narwhal

Forget about Great White Sharks, killer squids, and all those other lame ocean animals that seek death and destruction for all land-dwellers because the Avenging Narwhal has arrived on the scene. The narwhal, which also happens to occasionally be called a narwhale, is actually a whale with a major [...]

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Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask

Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask

I’m not sure when it became cool to wear turkeys on our heads, but it seems to be a growing trend. Last year, we posted about a Knit Turkey Hat right around Thanksgiving. This year, we might be seeing folks donning the Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask when greeting their Turkey Day guests or [...]

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