Shark Salt and Pepper Shakers

Shark Salt and Pepper Shakers

Little things like geeky salt and pepper shakers are an affordable way to personalize your meals. Sure you’re eating fast food every night, but it can’t hurt to add some more salt and pepper, right? 😉

The ceramic Shark Salt and Pepper Shakers measure 2-3/8″ tall and are a great way to keep things lively during those boring weekday meals.

Shark Week just got a little spicier
To use these correctly, you’ll have to circle your food with them for a while, holding one shaker in each hand while humming the theme to Jaws. Have the sharks get closer and closer to your mashed potatoes, speeding up the music and getting louder as they approach. Then, let one of the sharks bump the food – this is the sign that the sharks are ready to season. After that, scream loudly and have the sharks swoop in on the food, pretending to consume it as they empty their contents onto it. Stop when you have reached the appropriate level of salt and pepper. At this point, everyone at the table will be staring at you and you’ll have to apologize, but it will be totally worth it.

  • Set of 2 ceramic shakers
  • Each shark is 2-3/8″ tall
  • Fill with salt & pepper

Turn your next meal into a shark attack, and possibly a heart attack if you don’t go easy on the salt, with the Shark Salt and Pepper Shakers. Available at for $9.

UPDATE February 2013: You can now purchase the Shark – Salt & Pepper Shakers at the NeatoShop for $8.95.

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