Tag: funny
Santa's Farting Butt Travel Pillow

Santa’s Farting Butt Travel Pillow

It’s starting to look a lot like Christmas??? That might not be the first thought that pops into your head when you see Santa’s Farting Butt Travel Pillow in all its cheeky glory but you have to admit it’s one decoration that won’t be owned by everyone else up and down your street. [...]

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Hello Kitty Reversible 8 inch Plush Turkey

Hello Kitty Reversible Turkey Plush Toy

Let this 8″ Hello Kitty Reversible Turkey Plush Toy be a warning to all you big eaters this Thanksgiving…Eat too much turkey and you may just turn into one! That’s right, this Hello Kitty is reversible. Turn her inside out and you’ll have a nice little plush turkey for your cat to [...]

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Full Bacon Suit

Full Bacon Suit

You probably realized your wardrobe was severely lacking when Lady Gaga wore her meat dress, making you wonder if there was a way for guys to be that delicious looking. The Full Bacon Suit lets you hop on to the growing trend of wearing food as clothing, and you don’t have to worry about attracting [...]

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Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats

Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats

Does your kitty get jealous when you prance around the house wearing your Inflatable Unicorn Horn? Now Fluffy can join in the fun with one of these Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats. It is obvious that cats love wearing this 5 1/2″ long inflatable unicorn horn–just look at how [...]

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Dota2 Inflatable Donkey

Dota2 Inflatable Donkey

Warcraft fans stand up and let everyone know that you want an inflatable donkey…relax, it’s okay, it’s the Dota2 Inflatable Donkey. Sure to make inflatable fans everywhere jealous, this donkey stands three feet tall when fully inflated and is the perfect accessory for the geek that [...]

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Funny Zombie Pins / Buttons

Funny Zombie Pins / Buttons

My boss told me I didn’t have enough flair. Apparently, I need 37 pieces of flair to match my brown-nosing coworkers. Fortunately, I found this cool set of Funny Zombie Pins / Buttons that includes 16 different zombie themed badges to wear. There’s a bunch of cool buttons such as [...]

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Magnum Pi shirt

Magnum Pi T-Shirt

Not everyone can grow a perfect mustache, drive a Ferrari and have hot women chasing them like Tom Selleck, aka Magnum…he even had an awesome TV name… But here’s your chance to feel special and have something not many others will. The Magnum Pi T-Shirt is a great mashup between the aforementioned [...]

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You Might Be A Democrat/Republican Hand Sanitizer

You Might Be A Democrat/Republican Hand Sanitizer

The election is over (thank goodness!), but you still might run into a dirty Democrat or rotten Republican. Protect yourself from political cooties with You Might Be A Democrat/Republican Hand Sanitizer. Similar to the Zombie Anti-Vius, Maybe You Touched Your Genitals, and Secret Agent Hand Sanitizers, [...]

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Star Wars Hands Up T-Shirt

Star Wars Hands Up T-Shirt

Raise your hand if you love Star Wars! Now raise you other hand…oh, wait. This Star Wars Hands Up T-Shirt takes a funny look at those unlucky Star Wars characters that happened to lose an arm/hand. Luke, C-3PO, Ponda Baba and the Wampa. Made from 100% cotton, this basic men’s crew tee is [...]

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Creature Attack Bandages

Creature Attack Bandages

Life can throw a lot of stuff at you and some of that stuff will wound you to the point where you need to put a bandage on and deal with the pain. For creature attacks, these Creature Attack Bandages are what you need. What kind of creatures? You know, these bandages cover the usual [...]

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The World's Best Christmas Jumpers Ever

The World’s Best Christmas Sweaters

GeekAlerts has shown you several funny holiday sweaters in the past (Cthulhu Christmas Sweater, Krampus Sweater) and even a few every day sweaters like the Soft Kitty V-Neck and Toddland UFO Sheep Sweater, but nothing tops The World’s Best Christmas Sweaters…The title confirms it, sorry With [...]

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Nightlight Twilight Parody Book

Nightlight – A Twilight Parody Book

Twilight has a huge number of die-hard fans as well as a huge number of haters. It is strange to find something these two groups might both enjoy, but here it is: Nightlight – A Twilight Parody Book. Fans will enjoy getting more Twilight, even if it is in the form of a humorous parody, [...]

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I Heart Pho King T-Shirt

I Heart Pho King T-Shirt

If you’ve never had Phở before, you really need to try this delicious Vietnamese noodle soup. Although it is most readily available in places with a large Vietnamese population, such as Orange County, California, these days you can find pho restaurants in many large cities across the USA and [...]

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Fashionista Christmas Tree

Fashionista Christmas Tree

If your full-figured, triangular Christmas tree were to go on a diet, it might look like this Fashionista Christmas Tree. [...]

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Top Hat Espresso Cup and Saucer

Top Hat Espresso Cup and Saucer

Historical figures known to rock the top hat, such as Abraham Lincoln and Fred Astaire, deserve a lot of respect… just as espresso deserves to be served respectfully in the Top Hat Espresso Cup and Saucer. Sipping espresso is a classy affair, and the tradition of drinking espresso in a proper [...]

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Gangnam Style T-Shirt

Gangnam Style Costume T-Shirt

We’ve shown you a Deluxe Tuxedo T-Shirt with Gold Tie and even a full-body Red Tuxedo Morphsuit, but the Gangnam Style Costume T-Shirt is taking t-shirt tuxes to a whole nother level of swag. Wearing this shirt, you’ll feel as comfortable in your own skin as Psy looks when he’s [...]

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How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You Novelty Book

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

You may have convinced yourself that your cat loves you and has your best interests in mind, but it’s all just a scam to get what it wants. Just read How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You and learn the nitty gritty on what cats really have up their sleeves paws. It’s not [...]

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The Hunger But Mainly Death Games Book

The Hunger But Mainly Death Games Book

Have you read the entire Hunger Games trilogy and watched the first movie, but you’re still hungering for more? The next movie, The Hunger Games: Catching Fire, isn’t due for release until the end of November, 2013. So to hold you over you can read The Hunger But Mainly Death Games Book. This [...]

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The Avenging Narwhal

Avenging Narwhal

Forget about Great White Sharks, killer squids, and all those other lame ocean animals that seek death and destruction for all land-dwellers because the Avenging Narwhal has arrived on the scene. The narwhal, which also happens to occasionally be called a narwhale, is actually a whale with a major [...]

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Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask

Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask

I’m not sure when it became cool to wear turkeys on our heads, but it seems to be a growing trend. Last year, we posted about a Knit Turkey Hat right around Thanksgiving. This year, we might be seeing folks donning the Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask when greeting their Turkey Day guests or [...]

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