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One thing that’s really annoying for me is when I step out of the shower after a long, hot one and realize that all the mirrors are fogged up. A normal fact of life, I guess, but with the Fog-Free Shower Mirror it really doesn’t have to be. I know a lot of people who [...]

I can’t spend more than ten minutes tops in the shower every morning (approximately two turns of the 5 Minute Hourglass Shower Timer); not because I don’t want to, but because I really don’t have the luxury of time to do so every morning. But if you do have a few (or a lot) of [...]

What a person eats speaks volumes about him. What a person wears, too. And also what a person drinks, watches, and reads. But to really get to know someone straight off the bat, just take a peek into his bathroom and take a look at his shower curtain (if he’s got one, that is.) If [...]

You’ve got the Vinyl Zombie Rubber Duckies to help make bath time in the tub more fun for your kids or wards. But it isn’t as easy to get them to take a half bath when they’re feeling sick and fatigued. So what do you do? You need to get them to feel better and to [...]

In the midst of cold and flu season, now is an opportune time to practice rigorous hand washing. Good hygiene starts with soap and water, but geeky soaps certainly make trips to the loo a heckuva lot more exciting. Some bar soaps come disguised as other objects, such as the realistic Bacon and Eggs Soaps, NES Retro Controller Soap, and the contradictory-to-logic [...]

What’s worse, a bath full of Zombie Duckies or a bath full or Colorful Devil Duckies? There’s only one way to find out; get both and get in there and settle this. Hopefully the duckies don’t form some type of evil union workforce, that will quickly takeover your bathtub, you, and eventually the world. If [...]

GeekAlerts has shown you some funny novelty toilet paper in the past (Glow in the Dark, Alien, Maze Puzzle, Asses of Evil, Measuring Tape), and we think many of you will appreciate the Barack Obama Toilet Paper. Putting politics aside, this novelty TP will help you reminisce about “Change” and “Hope” when you are doing [...]

It’s often hard to get kids to take baths on their own–and it’s even harder to get them to get into the tub or bathroom in the first place. So what’s a distressed mother to do? Call on the slightly scary although still adorable Devil Duckie Bubble Bath, that’s what. The Devil Duckie Bubble Bath [...]

Nothing could possibly be more annoying than having to wait close to an hour before you can use the bathroom or take a shower. Unfortunately, that’s the sad truth you have to live with, especially if you’re renting a place with colleagues or sharing a flat with a friend. Before things go really out of [...]

If you think that your toilet is your own personal throne and that nothing substandard should ever touch your bottom, then you might want to get several rolls of the Money Toilet Paper. It’s printed with over thousands and thousands worth of hundred dollar bills, making your bum the priciest and richest one ever. Unfortunately, [...]

When it comes to bathing her kids, my sister needs all the help she can get. One thing that wasn’t always easy to avoid was making sure that the shampoo and the suds didn’t get into her kids’ eyes–until she discovered the Shampoo Rinse Cup, that is. The Shampoo Rinse Cup makes it easier to rinse [...]

I hate it when I’m talking to someone and they just suddenly go, “Talk to the hand.” I think it’s extremely impolite and well, catty. And while it doesn’t make sense to carry along this “Hand” Soap just to flash it at someone (and go, “Why don’t you talk to the hand?”), it’s definitely still an [...]