Skull and Crossbones Spatula

You’ll be shivering your timbers and shouting out ‘Clean your plate, you scurvy bilge rats,’ when you add the Skull and Crossbones Spatula to your kitchen arsenal. Just make sure your cooking skills are up to the task of using such an awesome piece of equipment while talking that way or some irate family member might make you walk the plank.

Whether you’re cooking Cackle Fruit (chicken eggs) or Bone Soup (you don’t really want to know), this stylish spatula will add that special pirate atmosphere to your culinary adventure, although the skull and crossbones design might make some people wonder if you’re trying to hasten their trip to Davy Jones’ locker.

The Skull and Crossbones Spatula is made of silicone and measures 4″ x 12-3/4″ (10.2 cm x 32.4 cm). You can get it for $12.95 at NeatoShop.