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The Day of the Dead is an annual Mexican holiday celebrated on November 1st where family and friends gather to remember loved ones that have died. However, you can celebrate it every day with a bottle of wine and this Day of the Dead Corkscrew. Even if you’ve never heard of the Day of [...]

We’ve already shown you quite a few Humorous Mints that you can use to have fun with friends. Now you have another opportunity to be funny with Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer. Next time you sit down for food or drinks with friends you can offer them a squirt of this hand [...]

At GeekAlerts we like the latest technology from the newest gadgets, but we also enjoy retro designs and nostalgic gizmos. It’s similar to how digital cameras and camcorders are great in many ways, but artistic individuals can get incredible results using good old-fashioned analog film. When it [...]

If you want to look like a super spy, but can’t afford a fancy new suit, check out this Archer Suit Costume T-Shirt. It is a long sleeve shirt that’s printed to look like the suit Sterling Archer often wears on the hit FX Network show, Archer. It costs less, and is far more [...]

Driving around Southern California you see quite a few vehicles with the “Darwin Fish” car emblem. In fact, you see a lot more than the ichthys symbol these are meant to parody. Regardless of your religious views, you have to admit that the Darwin fish is way overdone, especially when there [...]

Even if you don’t hunt, a fixed blade knife is useful to have around for camping, fishing, or self defense. It is also nice to be prepared in case of emergencies–or the zombie apocalypse–in which case you’ll want one of these Master Cutlery HK-106320 Outdoor Fixed Blade Knives. It [...]

Lana. Lana! Lana! Laaana! If you’re a fan of the animated TV show Archer, you’ll want to check out these Archer and Lana Cardboard Stand-Ups. Life-sized and made of cardboard, these standees are the next best thing to actually having Lana Kane (Aisha Tyler) and Sterling Archer (H. Jon [...]

With The Avengers movie tearing up the box office, related merchandise is very popular. We’ve already posted many cool items, such as the Hawkeye Nerf Bow, Hulk Cologne,  and Movie Cardboard Standups. Last week we showed you all the LEGO Avengers Sets currently available, and today we take a closer [...]

At first glance it looks like a regular power strip, but on closer inspection you can see that this is actually a USB Power Strip. It measures just 4.4 inches long, so it is easy to keep with your laptop computer, and it has 4 USB ports you can use the charge multiple items [...]

Tomorrow, May 4, The Avengers movie will hit theaters, but you can order The Avengers LEGO Sets right now. If watching the trailer didn’t do it already, watching the movie will probably have you excited for more Avengers stuff. Sure the Avengers Cardboard Standups can keep you company and the [...]

Venom is one of Spider-Man’s archenemies, and also the subject of this really cool Venom Big Grin T-Shirt. The Venom Symbiote is an alien life form that bonds with a host, giving it enhanced powers. Spider-Man was the first known host, but Peter Parker was able to reject the evil Venom Symbiote. The [...]

We don’t really get into politics much here at GeekAlerts, but we do love zombies. Regardless of politics, this Zombama Obama Zombie T-Shirt sure looks cool. Perhaps that’s just the point, because otherwise I don’t see a clear political message. Although depending on your personal views [...]

One year ago Osama Bin Laden was disposed of by U.S. Navy SEALs from SEAL Team 6. (Check out those links for cool shirts, hats, hoodies, pins, and patches.) Very few have the physical fitness, intelligence, endurance, and dedication to ever become a US Navy SEAL, but anyone can buy the genuine official [...]

The complete title of this book was a bit too long for the page title. It is How to Archer: The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women and Also Cocktails Ever Written. If you’ve seen the animated comedy TV series Archer on FX, then you know who Sterling Archer is and the [...]

There are plenty of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Costume Tees that allow you to look like your favorite ninja turtle, be it Michelangelo, Leonardo, Raphael, or Donatello. However, they just have a print in front and in back that show your turtle shell, weapon, and colored/initialed belt. The TMNT [...]