Sonic Wallets

Sonic Wallet

Ever feel like screaming when you have to open your wallet and whip out some cash? Now you can let the Sonic Wallets do the screaming for you, although you’re still responsible for any money exchanging hands.

These noise-making money holders come in a variety of visual and auditory styles so there should be something to please anyone.

Sonic Sound Effects Wallets

Choose from these 8 styles:

  • American Flag Sonic Wallet: Celebrate the true colors of America: Red, White, Blue and GREEN! This American Flag Wallet plays “Stars and Stripes Forever” and “The Star Spangled Banner when you open it! The perfect way to show the world what a patriot you are!
  • Baseball Sonic Wallet: I think we all remember when baseball became huge back in the late 1800’s. Baseball used to mean America, and America used to mean baseball. Relive the good ol’ days with this old-time looking wallet which plays all the classic baseball sounds you know and love every time you open it!
  • Buddha Sonic Wallet: Buddha taught his student to follow dhamma-vinaya which means no sex, be ethical and intelligent. Needless to say there aren’t many Buddhists around anymore. Each time you open this enlightened wallet you will hear one of four different chants and meditative sounds.
  • Drum Machine Sonic Wallet: A Drum Machine is an electronic musical instrument designed to mimic the noises drums or other percussion instruments make. Celebrate this musical lifesaver with this classic looking Drum Machine Wallet which plays one of five different beats when you open it.
  • Jesus Sonic Wallet: This holy wallet keeps you cash in a safe-haven, protected by the great bearded one himself! Every time you open your blessed wallet you will literary hear the noises of harps and angles singing, celebrating both your purchase and our lord and savior.
  • Moolah Sonic Wallet: This wallet is cleverly designed to look like a cow and the inside shows a couple of cows covered in bling! Each time you open it those cows will say “moo-lah” in different ways.
  • The Scream Sonic Wallet: Celebrate Edvard Munch’s most well-known work, “The Scream,” the way he would want us to remember it! Every time you open the wallet you’ll hear a different scream! This definitely won’t annoy people!
  • Shakespeare Insult Sonic Wallet: If there’s one thing you learn after reading the works of famous literary authors, it’s that nobody can come up with insults like the Bard. Each time you open your wallet it’ll play one of seven of Shakespeare’s greatest insults for all to hear, including such lines as “Though art a boil, a plague sore!”

Whether you just want a little extra something going on when you reach for the cash or want a little warning when someone else might be reaching for your cash, these little screamers will definitely add a little flair to what could otherwise be a fairly mundane activity.

Sonic Wallets

Sonic Wallets

  • 8 Styles To Choose From
  • Made From Tough Recyclable Tyvek
  • Superior Protection from Punctures, Tears and Moisture
  • Each Wallet Plays Various Sounds Each Time It’s Opened
  • On/Off Switch via Tyvek Strip Which Blocks Light Sensor
  • Replaceable Battery Lasts For Thousands Of Opens

Each of the Sonic Wallets is available for $19.95 at

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