Remember when Captain Picard was assimilated into the Borg? The Picard Pizza Shirt shows that he remembers, and he’s not happy about it. Vengeance is best served with an extra topping of pepperoni.
Captain Jean Luc Picard pilots the U.S.S Pizza-Flinger on this American Apparel shirt featuring artwork by Brandon Bird. Apparently, the Borg’s personal shields can adapt to withstand phasers but pizzas move too slow to be considered a threat so the shields don’t stop them. They never considered the consequences of steaming-hot, melted cheese oozing into their circuits.
The Picard Pizza Shirt is available for $25 at TopactpCo.