Mos Eisley Cantina T-Shirts

Mos Eisley Cantina T-Shirts

These Mos Eisley Cantina T-Shirts are perfect for St. Patrick’s Day. First of all, they are green, so you won’t get pinched. (Did you know that the tradition of wearing green on St. Patricks Day dates back to the 17th century?) Second, they are for a bar, and many of us celebrate the day by drinking beer at a neighborhood pub. (Did you know that excessive drinking on holidays is a tradition that dates back to the invention of alcohol?)

Celebrating your favorite bar — because it’s the only bar — we present the Mos Eisley Cantina T-Shirt for men and women. Unfortunately, Mos Eisley’s Cantina is the only cantina within 300 miles of your slightly outdated Moisture Farm.

Although sourced from unknown planets, the food is actually quite good. The beer or various chunky slops that are equally alcoholic? Extremely tasty and utterly effective.

Unfortunately, it takes about 3 hours to get a beer, which leads to impatient customers. Which leads to easily agitated customers. Which leads to a sudden brandishing of blasters and lightsabers in a very crowded space.

Made from 100% cotton, this green Mos Eisley’s Cantina t-shirt sports a minimalist image of the cantina’s modest structure, and its very welcoming (and therefore, deceptive) logo.

These Mos Eisley Cantina T-Shirts are available at SuperHeroStuff in versions for Men and Women. These are brand new, and shipping is supposed to start today, March 12, 2018.

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