Honesty is the best policy with the I Wish I Was Batman but I Suck at Fighting T-Shirt, revealing Bruce Wayne’s true super powers… and showing why not everybody can be Batman.
A lot of people wish they were Batman, with some even going so far as to use twisted logic to explain how they might possibly be the Dark Knight, like with the Batman Logo No One Said T-Shirt. However, this officially-licensed, black, cotton t-shirt puts a different spin on things.
Instead of playing coy, this tee point-blank explains that you wish you were Batman… but you don’t know how to fight and you’re poor. Let’s face it. Super dedication to his mission and a super bank account is what allows Bruce Wayne to do what he does. Without those things, he’s just like… well… us.
The I Wish I Was Batman but I Suck at Fighting T-Shirt is available for $21.99 at SpencersOnline.
(via Fashionably Geek)