Flying Spaghetti Monster Colander

If you’re like me, you totally missed that yesterday was Ramen Noodle Day. Perhaps there are too many holidays, although I don’t think you can blame this one on Hallmark as an excuse to sell more cards. Next year i won’t forget, and I’ll be ready to cook up a special batch of ramen noodles using this Flying Spaghetti Monster Colander.

If you’re unfamiliar with the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the deity “worshiped” by millions, if not thousands, of Pastafarians around the world, check out our Flying Spaghetti Monster Car Emblem article to get caught up. Then buy this spaghetti monster colander as atonement for your ignorance.

Don’t let his pretty eyes fool you, this spaghetti monster is a straining master. And if you’re planning a spaghetti dish, this noodly master will grant your wish! Whether you want to build an altar to Pastafarianism at the center of the kitchen, require a more interesting colander to wear as a hat, or just want to enjoy some spaghetti-and-meatballs for dinner, this thing should serve as a viable tool for each of those tasks, all while looking so attractive! Do not Microwave and do not put in direct flame!

Buy this Spaghetti Monster Colander at OTOTO, Amazon, Made In Design, or TheFowndry.