Tag: funny
The World's Best Christmas Jumpers Ever

The World’s Best Christmas Sweaters

GeekAlerts has shown you several funny holiday sweaters in the past (Cthulhu Christmas Sweater, Krampus Sweater) and even a few every day sweaters like the Soft Kitty V-Neck and Toddland UFO Sheep Sweater, but nothing tops The World’s Best Christmas Sweaters…The title confirms it, sorry With [...]

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Nightlight Twilight Parody Book

Nightlight – A Twilight Parody Book

Twilight has a huge number of die-hard fans as well as a huge number of haters. It is strange to find something these two groups might both enjoy, but here it is: Nightlight – A Twilight Parody Book. Fans will enjoy getting more Twilight, even if it is in the form of a humorous parody, [...]

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I Heart Pho King T-Shirt

I Heart Pho King T-Shirt

If you’ve never had Phở before, you really need to try this delicious Vietnamese noodle soup. Although it is most readily available in places with a large Vietnamese population, such as Orange County, California, these days you can find pho restaurants in many large cities across the USA and [...]

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Fashionista Christmas Tree

Fashionista Christmas Tree

If your full-figured, triangular Christmas tree were to go on a diet, it might look like this Fashionista Christmas Tree. [...]

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Top Hat Espresso Cup and Saucer

Top Hat Espresso Cup and Saucer

Historical figures known to rock the top hat, such as Abraham Lincoln and Fred Astaire, deserve a lot of respect… just as espresso deserves to be served respectfully in the Top Hat Espresso Cup and Saucer. Sipping espresso is a classy affair, and the tradition of drinking espresso in a proper [...]

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Gangnam Style T-Shirt

Gangnam Style Costume T-Shirt

We’ve shown you a Deluxe Tuxedo T-Shirt with Gold Tie and even a full-body Red Tuxedo Morphsuit, but the Gangnam Style Costume T-Shirt is taking t-shirt tuxes to a whole nother level of swag. Wearing this shirt, you’ll feel as comfortable in your own skin as Psy looks when he’s [...]

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How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You Novelty Book

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

You may have convinced yourself that your cat loves you and has your best interests in mind, but it’s all just a scam to get what it wants. Just read How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You and learn the nitty gritty on what cats really have up their sleeves paws. It’s not [...]

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The Hunger But Mainly Death Games Book

The Hunger But Mainly Death Games Book

Have you read the entire Hunger Games trilogy and watched the first movie, but you’re still hungering for more? The next movie, The Hunger Games: Catching Fire, isn’t due for release until the end of November, 2013. So to hold you over you can read The Hunger But Mainly Death Games Book. This [...]

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The Avenging Narwhal

Avenging Narwhal

Forget about Great White Sharks, killer squids, and all those other lame ocean animals that seek death and destruction for all land-dwellers because the Avenging Narwhal has arrived on the scene. The narwhal, which also happens to occasionally be called a narwhale, is actually a whale with a major [...]

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Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask

Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask

I’m not sure when it became cool to wear turkeys on our heads, but it seems to be a growing trend. Last year, we posted about a Knit Turkey Hat right around Thanksgiving. This year, we might be seeing folks donning the Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask when greeting their Turkey Day guests or [...]

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Black Plush Mustache Mask

Black Plush Mustache Mask

All good superheroes have a mask…some are just much cooler than others. Slide on Black Plush Mustache Mask and you’ll be half way home to being one of those great superheroes yourself. Large enough to make Yosemite Sam jealous, this plush mustache is perfect for Halloween, themed parties, or [...]

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Koziol Designs Elvis the Tape Dispenser

Koziol Designs Elvis the Tape Dispenser

We all use tape, but it is pretty easy for that small roll to get lost on our desks and wonder off. Well, Koziol Designs Elvis the Tape Dispenser will keep it safe and handy. This fun little guy brightens up your desk as he looks like he is doing a dance with your roll [...]

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Frozen Smiles Ice Cube Tray

Frozen Smiles Ice Cube Tray

Introducing the biggest trend fixing to rock the nursing homes: The Frozen Smiles Ice Cube Tray, making denture-shaped ice for people with and without teeth. In that same bubblegum-pink shade of that stuff that makes you gag while getting dental impressions, the ice cube tray yields four denture-shaped [...]

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8-Bit Nintendo Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster

8-Bit Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster

If you remember the 80s, then you probably remember giving blow jobs like they were going out of style…Easy now, I’m talking about blowing on all those 8-bit NES video games. That was one cruel joke Nintendo played on us. You’d run home from school hoping to get some serious Mario Bros, [...]

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National Geographic Angry Birds Book

National Geographic Angry Birds Book

If playing Angry Birds has suddenly turned you into a bird lover, you’ll want to get your talons on the latest book National Geographic Angry Birds: 50 True Stories of the Fed Up, Feathered and Furious. Birds have feelings too and lo and behold, one of them is anger. The creators of the iconic game [...]

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Pupeko Anti-Aging Mouthpiece

Pupeko Anti-Aging Mouthpiece

Listen up ladies (and men?); if your cheeks are looking a little saggy, give the Pupeko Anti-Aging Mouthpiece a try. Designed by an ordinary housewife that was looking to offset the signs of aging and bring a fresher, youthful look back to her cheeks, this polypropylene mouthpiece may work wonders for you [...]

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Santa Beard Head

Santa Beard Head Hat

We at GeekAlerts love bearded hats and we’ve shown you some really cool ones in the past: Cthulhu Ski Mask, Dwarven Beard with Knit Horned Helm, Neff Lumberjack Beard Hat and The Original Beard Hat. All of them are fun; but none of them offer the warm, fuzzy feeling that wearing the Santa Beard Head [...]

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Cynical Tea Bags

Cynical Tea Bags

It’s always nice to settle down and enjoy a nice cup of tea. The English know all about tea time. Tea has many health benefits, plus drinking tea can relieve stress. If you enjoy tea, try these Cynical Tea Bags and see if they live up to their various names. Cynical Tea Bags come in [...]

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