Social Shower Curtain
You post all of your information for the world to see on your social networks. So much so that it’s like a wall of info with you on the other side wearing nothing but your birthday suit. So you could say that social networks are a lot like the Social Shower Curtain.
Let others read your profile while you get clean lather up. It makes a perfect gift for the social network geek in your life.
It will be available at SpinningHat very soon for £14.99($23), but you can pre-order it now. It’s probably not nice to poke the person in the shower though.