Fifty Shades of Bacon
Everyone loves bacon, and the whole world (or at least 124% of the female population) loves Fifty Shades of Grey, so why not combine those two passions? Fifty Shades of Bacon does just that.
I don’t know if the book features the infamous Red Room of Grease or if anyone gets tied down with strips of sensual and luscious raw bacon, but I do know this tongue-in-cheek poke at the popular ‘Mommy Porn’ novel does deal with Hamastachia Pink teaching Mr. BBQ about all the different ways to cook bacon, along with how to use bacon grease in a kinky way.
50 different bacon recipes are grouped under different courses, which include Foreplay, Afternoon Delight, Multiple Orgasms, and Bondage.
Fifty Shades of Bacon, written by Benjamin Myhre and Jenna Johnson, is available for $19.95 at Amazon.com. Now, I need to go get something to eat because, all of a sudden, I’m hungry.