Creature Attack Bandages
Life can throw a lot of stuff at you and some of that stuff will wound you to the point where you need to put a bandage on and deal with the pain. For creature attacks, these Creature Attack Bandages are what you need.
What kind of creatures? You know, these bandages cover the usual culprits. You get one for a Yeti attack, an Alien Probe, Poked By A Unicorn, even a Vampire bite. If you happen to encounter the supernatural a lot, these bandages are for you.
They make a fun gift and are fun to use. Just $7 from Urban Outfitters. The next time you get attacked by a Yeti you will be glad that you bought these.