Bacon Collection

February 29, 2012 James Kelly Design, Food, Toys 0

Bacon Collection

We know a lot of GeekAlerts fans out there love bacon and have plenty of friends that love it too. That’s why we’ve shown you cool stuff like the Tactical Canned Bacon, Bacon Chocolate, and many other bacon related items. The problem is, bacon makes you sluggish and it just isn’t easy eating bacon and ordering new bacon products at the same time.

Sure, we all find the motivation once and a while to move from the couch and place an order, but wouldn’t it be much easier to get a complete Bacon Collection? This kit includes everything you need to enjoy a day full of bacon food and bacon activities. Eat the bacon lollipop and then brush the sugar away with the Bacon Toothpaste as you play with Mr. Bacon.

Bacon Collection Package

The Bacon Collection includes many of the great bacon items we’ve shown you in the past, but now you can save some cash by purchasing them all at once.

If you’re looking for a perfect present for a bacon loving person in your life, look no further. This Bacon Collection gathers the best of our bacon products in one convenient box. That way, you don’t even have to think to give a thoughtful gift. You’ll get over $40 in bacon products for less than $40! Get one for all your friends and every time they smell bacon they’ll think of you.

The Bacon Collection Includes:

  • Bacon Toothpaste
  • Bacon Mints
  • Bacon Drink Tabs
  • Bacon Gumballs
  • Bacon Bandages
  • Bacon Lip Balm
  • Bacon Lollipop
  • Bacon Floss
  • Bacon Soap
  • Bacon Air Freshener
  • Mr. Bacon Bendable Toy
  • Bacon Toothpicks

Purchase the Bacon Collection for yourself or as a gift at McPhee for $39.95.

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