Zombies Hate Stuff Book

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2012 isn’t turning out so bad after all. We’re almost at the halfway point and no new signs of the Zombie Apocalypse. With all our zombie reading material starting to stack up, I’m actually rooting for a little brain eating, headshot-stopping action. And as it turns out, this new edition to our book collection, the Zombies Hate Stuff Book, shows us that we may have more in common with our walking dead friends than previously thought.

Now that doesn’t mean you should start nibbling on your roommates leg just because you’ve got the late night munchies, but this book will give us a few good laughs and may even give you a sociological advantage when you come face to face with your first zombie. Look it over and see what real zombies dislike; you might realize that they‘re not that different from a few of your classmates.

Ever wondered how to survive a zombie apocalypse? This book by Greg Stones will teach you what to avoid doing or becoming, giving you a nice list of things zombies hate, so you won’t have to worry about being attacked. It also teaches you what zombies don’t mind and the one thing zombies love, in order to protect yourself. 64 pages. Measures about 7″ x 5″x 0.5″

Zombies Hate Stuff

What happened to peace, love and happiness? Hippies never catch a break…unless they’re being broken in half by a zombie or two.

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While we at GeekAlerts tend to love robots, we have to agree with this zombie…every robot deserves a good smashing every now and then, even if it is with its own arm.

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Dodgeball is a no-brainer. It wasn’t fun when you were alive (unless you were the jock in your class), so it sure isn’t going to be fun when that red rubber ball takes your decaying limbs off.

What Zombies Hate Book

Zombies and Unicorns. This one kind of threw us for a loop. There both mythical creatures in a sense, so you’d think they would have some type of mutual understanding? But the more we thought about it, the more we began to understand the zombies hate for unicorns…Of course the picture of a zombie being impaled by that sweet, innocent unicorn was kind of a dead giveaway.

If you’re looking for a coffee table book that will set you apart from your parents and the Joneses next store, purchase the Zombies Hate Stuff Book. Available soon at Fred Flare for $10.95 and available now at Amazon.com for $9.95 and for your Kindle for $4.99 and at Barnes and Noble in hardcover from $9.95 and Nook Edition for $5.06.

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