Normal mustaches can’t talk, but this Talking Mustache Keychain does. You certainly can’t really wear it (like the Tentacle Mustache), and you can’t erase your mistakes (like the mustaches in the Mustache Eraser Set can.) But what you can make this stache do instead, is talk.
The Talking Mustache Keychain can only say one line in a man’s voice: “Well, hello there!” So when you see a pretty lady (or even a guy) walk by, well, you know what to do.
Talking Mustache Keychain
- L 4″ x W 2.5″ x H 0.5″
- A mans voice says WELL, HELLO THERE when button is pressed.
- Speaks for itself
The Talking Mustache Keychain is available at Amazon fro $1.95.