Here’s something to feed your mustache addiction further. If you’ve already stocked up on the Moustachio Pillow and have the Giant Mustache Magnet stuck on the door of your fridge, then you might actually want to get some actual mustaches up on your face. If you’re a girl or a guy who, for some reason, can’t grow some real hair on your upper lip, then you can get a set of the Seven Deadly Mustaches, all in one convenient pack.
The best thing about this set of mustaches is that you actually get seven different shapes of mustaches, each expressing something different. The mustaches are cleverly attributed to a particular “sin” from the seven deadly sins. Feeling envious? Pluck on the Envy mustache. Feeling proud? Then you’ve got the Pride mustache all grown and ready to go. The choice is yours.
The Seven Deadly Mustaches
- 7 lifelike synthetic mustache with adhesive backing
- Fits most upper lips
- Size: 2-1/4″ to 3-1/4″ W by 1/2″ x 1-1/4″ H
Each set of The Seven Deadly Mustaches costs just $5.95 and is available from the Neatoshop. They are also sold for $9.99 at Off The Wall Toys.