Hardcore Star Trek fans know how to speak Klingon because everyone can speak the Earth-tongue, which really doesn’t make you very fascinating. With Star Trek How to Speak Klingon: Essential Phrases for the Intergalactic Traveler, you can talk your way into being recognized as a true fan of Star Trek and be prepared to converse with the locals if you ever find yourself on the Klingon home world, Kronos.
In addition to using text and colorful pictures to teach useful phrases like “jlHmo’ jabwl’ ylHoHneSQo’!” (Please don’t kill the waiter on my account), the hardcover book also features audio that allows you to hear exactly how the phrases are supposed to sound. The book is only 12 pages long so you should be growling out Klingon in no time at all.
Star Trek How to Speak Klingon: Essential Phrases for the Intergalactic Traveler is available for $11.15 (reg. $16.95) at Amazon.com.