Start the day with a slice of pirate toast using the Pirate Toast Stamper ($3).
Just press this 3.5″ x 3″ plastic Pirate Toast Stamper into a piece of bread, then put your bread in the toaster on a dark setting. The resulting toast will be emblazoned with the menacing image of a skull and crossed swords!
If stamping bread in the mornings isn’t your cup of tea there’s always the Totenkopf Toaster SKULL-Toast ($41). Here you’ll have a cool looking black toaster doing all the work for you.