Wouldn’t it be great if you could just snap your fingers and your inexpensive steaks would turn twice as tender? That might not be possible, but this Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderizer does let you pound out your frustrations as you beat your meat until you get the result you want.
Not only is this Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderizer an effective way to tenderize your tough meat, by pounding it to break up the muscle fibers, but it also would look great handing in your kitchen next to your regular cooking utensils.
Just ask Thanos and he’ll tell you a perfectly balanced meal requires a well-tenderized slab of meat.*
Fun isn’t something one considers when flattening a raw sirloin steak, but wielding the Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderiser is sure to put a smile on your face.
This powerful kitchen accessory comes bundled with a recipe book full of marvellous dishes, including:
- Infinity Cutlet
- Pepper Chicken Potts Pie
- Hawkeye Steak
- End “Game” Pie
- Stark Tartare
You can’t erase half the universe with a click of your fingers, but you can pound red meat, pork, poultry and superheroes into submission.
Available at Firebox, the Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderizer is £19.99 / $25.99. If you think you’re worthy, check out the Mjolnir Meat Tenderizer.
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