Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer

GeekAlerts has shown you several ways to beat stress (Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer, Stress Beater Brass Knuckles) with things that seem like they might be violent, but they really are just good old stress relievers.  The Knuckler Duster Corkscrew falls into that category.  Sure you […]

Where did all the Unicorns go?  The mythical creature we always here about but never see.  I’ll tell you where they went; in a can!  The Canned Unicorn Meat solves that age old question whether they do or do not exist.  This spoof gift is […]

If you’ve ever wished you could punch like Manny Pacquiao or Floyd Mayweather, Jr., then you’d probably want to get your hands on the Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun. But don’t use it to win fistfights, because you’ll probably get sued or end up getting detained […]

Some people have odd tastes. Like lizard meat, snake, and other strange things. Well, for those people, we have Canned Yeti Meat. Just kidding, it’s not real meat, but a fun what if. It includes a plush dismembered yeti foot in a spam-type can. It […]

Everything’s starting to be manufactured in cans these days. Aside from preserving food stuff for an extended period of time, it’s also portable and makes for easy carrying. And to add to your list which might already include the Tactical Canned Bacon, there’s the Candwich Canned […]

It’s not easy hunting Dragons. Probably because they fly and breathe fire and can stomp you into the ground. Therefore, getting dragon meat is no easy task. Luckily, there is Canned Dragon Meat. Get your dragon meat without all of that danger. Okay, spoiler alert! […]

Are you looking for a cute and cuddly looking pet? One that lives in a small tin and doesn’t require anything but love? If so, this I bet you’ll love the Canned Haminal Plush. Doesn’t this little stuffed critter just speaks volumes with its huge black […]

The last meat thermometer we featured here on GeekAlerts was a talking one. And while the Electric BBQ Meat Thermometer doesn’t make a peep, it’s a whole lot smarter, that’s for sure. It can tell you whether your steak is rare or well done; just […]

OK, I’m going to admit it.  GeekAlerts has a bacon problem. Bacon Perfume, Bacon Bandages, Bacon Wallet, etc.  But!  When I see the words Tactical, Canned and Bacon all together; what can I do.  I’m only human people.  The Tactical Canned Bacon can last up […]

Meat. It’s the cornerstone of every manly meal. Besides, as Pink Floyd said, you can’t have your pudding if you don’t eat your meat. Now you can celebrate meat with this neat Meat Parade Lunch Box. This food carrying case is fit for any carnivore. […]

I’ve heard of being so hungry you can eat a horse, but have you ever been so hungry you can eat a lion? It is possible, when you buy Exotic Meat including African Lion, Python, Crocodile, Black Bear, and more. I can see the draw; […]

Whether you’re preparing for the forthcoming Zombie Apocalypse or just like to try exotic foods, things like the Tactical Canned Bacon, Exotic Wild Animal Meat and Reindeer Pâté all would seem to serve you well. If you feel those aren’t enough to satisfy your wild […]