“Wow, that girl looks as delicious as a tall glass of iced-cold beer,” says a fellow at happy hour. “Yeah, especially when she’s wearing that hot Beer Dress,” replies his friend.
It’s true that the quickest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, and beer just so happens to go down quicker than food. There are lots of aphrodisiacs such as the smell of vanilla, bacon, and taste of chocolate. But do you really want to wear vanilla, bacon and chocolate on your body? Nah! Instead, go for the jugular and throw on a beer dress. Its amber color and sparkly carbonated bubbles… You might even make yourself thirsty.
Beer Dress
- 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer. Take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall…
- That’s in your head now, isn’t it? Hehehehe.
- Composition: 82% Polyester, 18% LYCRA
- Washing: Please hand wash cool.
- Designer: James Lillis
- Made in: Australia
This fitted beer dress flaunts all your curves but mysteriously distracts the eye from your curves at the same time. It’s an optical illusion.
Black Milk of Australia carries this unique dress for $99 and it is available in sizes XS to L.
Another look that guys dig besides beer, is the beer garden girl look. Here’s a Beer Garden Girl Cover-Up that also plays mind games on the observer.
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