If you are old enough to read this, then you are old enough to have a story about how things used to be. Your granddad tells them, you dad tells them, and your older siblings do as well. They all start off and end with a tale of how hard they storyteller had it and that times have gotten so much easier. Well, we all know that isn’t true. Sure we have technology, but competition for jobs, college scholarships, and even positions on math teams has increased too many fold to count.
So maybe it turns out Tiger Mom’s aren’t that crazy after all. If you want your kid to be at the top of the class, you’re going to need to keep him/her/them on schedule and that means Introductory Calculus For Infants. You read me right people; even though you don’t know calculus, your infants better. Start teaching them the basics and don’t settle for any excuses. Turn those gugu gaga’s into gugu gaga’s + n.
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