Zombies Make Better Boyfriends T-Shirt

Zombies Make Better Boyfriend T-Shirt

Hey ladies, are you tired of being considered nothing more than a pretty face? Are you sick of guys that just look you up and down, but never hear a word you’re saying? Well according to the Zombies Make Better Boyfriends T-Shirt, you should start looking at the undead if you want a man’s undivided attention.

This preshrunk t-shirt adds a funny twist on the upcoming Zombie Apocalypse, making light of the fact that most of you are going to have your bodies and brains eaten like a Sunday brunch at Old Town Buffet. Available in several sizes, colors and fits, proudly display the “Zombies Make Better Boyfriends Because They Love You For Your Brain” logo as you look for your next man zombie.

Zombies Make Better Boyfriends Because They Love You For Your Brain
Dating can be tough. You need a boyfriend who will really appreciate you for you. We recommend dating a zombie. Zombies Make Better Boyfriends because they love you for your brain.

  • Preshrunk and darned comfy!
  • Fit: T-Shirt (unisex), Ladies Fit
  • Sizes: S, M, L, XL and 2XL
  • Note: Ladies fit shirts run very small, please see our T-shirt size chart
  • Suggested color: Military green
  • Design: Chris Murphy

You can purchase this creative t-shirt along with many other Funny T-Shirts at the NeatoShop for $14.95.

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James lives in California, but grew up on the East Coast where he received a BS and an MBA with specialization in Financial Management. Prior to joining GeekAlerts, he worked as a financial manager for a high-end estate planning firm. James enjoys the beach, running, mountain biking and almost any outdoor activity.

3 Responses to “Zombies Make Better Boyfriends T-Shirt”

  1. If Zombies Make Better Boyfriends Because They Love You For Your Brain then cellulite make better girlfriends? 🙂

  2. Heh. That’s funny. Brings a whole new meaning to eating a girl out.

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