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Put the power of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles under your pants with these TMNT Turtle Army Knit Boxers. These boxers will give you a whole army of Ninja Turtles. How awesome is that? These 100% cotton TMNT Turtle Army Knit Boxers feature Donatello, Leonardo, Raphael, and Michelangelo all over the [...]

Listen up ladies. I know that you already have the costume, the tiara, the wrist cuffs and all the rest. You look great as Wonder Woman. But you don’t have these Wonder Woman Boyshorts 3-Pack Panties. This will put the finishing touch on your already awesome costume. They are said to be comfortable, [...]

Does your wine feel naked? Maybe it could use a little dressing up. But before you go putting any fancy clothes on that wine bottle, the underwear, or in this case Vinderpants Wine Underpants must come first. These vinderpants keep your wine somewhat dressed, while keeping things casual. Vinderpants are [...]

The Underpants Candy is Archie McPhee’s latest combination of gross and delicious, an art that they’re famous for perfecting.  These edible tighty-whities are Tutti-Frutti flavored, so your mouth won’t be plagued with the signature taste of dirty linen.   Underpants Candy The next time [...]

Who knows when you might need some underpants on the go today? You might have some unforeseen emergency (or accident is more like it), so why not get the Emergency Underpants Dispenser so you’ll always a lot of spare, disposable underpants at your disposal? The Emergency Underpants Dispenser [...]

GeekAlerts has shown you plenty of crazy bandages (Pickles, Bacon, Pac-Man, Scabs) and several weird ways to wear underpants (on your hands, on your head.) So it only makes sense that someone would combine the two and get Underpants Bandages. These latex-free adhesive bandages with sterile gauze are a [...]

I don’t know who it was that invented underpants, but I’m sure glad he or she or they did. I mean, there’s underpants for your head that comes in the form of the Undercap, underpants for your hands in the form of the Handerpants, and Instant Underpants emergency underpants that you can [...]

When you find yourself in a stinky sticky situation, the first thing you must do is not panic. It doesn’t matter anymore how you got your underpants wet (or worse, how you soiled them.) The thing to do right now is find a solution. If you’re lucky, you’ve got either the Uh-Oh Emergency [...]

Gosh darn-it, it’s so hard to look like the model on the box of Calvin Klein underwear. Although you may get one step closer to becoming CK model material if you slide into your studly warrior Samurai [...]

Do you have a bladder or poop-control problem? It happens more often than you think. In fact, I know a lot of people who have trouble well, holding it all in. Imagine how embarrassing it can be to be at a meeting or dinner party and just having to run out of the room [...]