Gosh darn-it, it’s so hard to look like the model on the box of Calvin Klein underwear. Although you may get one step closer to becoming CK model material if you slide into your studly warrior Samurai Undies.
The Samurai Underwear Short Cut Features:
- Underwear (short cut version) based on actual armor of famous shogun and samurai
- Materials: 60% cotton, 35% polyester, 5% polyurethane
- Choose from Nobunaga Oda, Ieyasu Tokugawa, Shingen Takeda or Kanetsugu Naoe
- Waist sizes: M (76-84cm/30-33″), L (84-94cm/33-37″)
- Manual: Japanese
You know how Tom Cruise went into battle mode when he put on the samurai suit of armor in The Last Samurai movie? That’s how you’ll feel when you slip on a stretchy pair of these boxers designed after samurai warriors Nobunaga Oda, Ieyasu Tokugawa, Shingen Takeda and Kanetsugu Naoe boxers. Got an important day you soon need to tackle? Your own wedding, a looming court date, a do-or-die presentation, a dreaded conference call, a long night of gaming? If you’ve got samurai undies on, it’s everyone else that need beware. We’re talking grown-up Underoos in disguise here.
Any pair of samurai undies you choose is way more special and stylish than any pair you’d see on a NY runway. Heck, they even come with a manual in Japanese! And don’t be surprised at all the positive feedback you’ll get from the lucky one(s) that get to see you undress.
A pair of Samurai Undies will run you $157 at Japan Trend Shop, so like armor, you’d have to treat them with respect and honor. If you’re a total Japanese samurai devotee, you’d probably appreciate eating with a set of Samurai Chopsticks.
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