Sky Planter
Design

Sky Planter Upside-Down Plant Pot

Do you feel as if you’d more easily thrive in a Dr. Seuss-type world, where everything’s upside-down and topsy-turvy? Maybe plants do too. One way to find out is by growing a plant in the peculiar Sky Planter Upside-Down Plant Pot. Feeding plants from their roots first makes a ton of sense. It’s […]

Treasure Seeker's Shoes
Gadgets

Treasure Seeker’s Sandals

You can embrace your geek-hood by wearing Sock Sandals, or, an alternative choice to geek fashion footwear could be these comfy Treasure Seeker’s Sandals. The flip-flop style sandal isn’t completely offensive, but it’s the electronic box and wiring that make it all an unmistakable nerdy. Still though, it’s definitely […]

Toxic Pop-Up Laundry Basket
Design

Toxic Pop-Up Laundry Basket

Are your dirty clothes so raunchy that they could be mistaken for biohazard? Maybe they need to be safely contained in the Toxic Pop-Up Laundry Basket. One glimpse of the radioactive green is enough to warn all humans to keep a safe distance from the potentially harmful […]

Take a Break Emergency Food Tin
Style

Take a Break Emergency Food Tin

There are certain times in the day where humans are prone to snacking. During these brief periods, it always helps to have some healthy and low-calorie treats hanging around because we all know that excessive snacking can lead to obesity. For obvious reasons, the perfect […]

Spaghetti Measurer
Food

Western Spaghetti Measurer

If you’ve ever wondered if there was an easier way to measure pasta servings without going over or under the standard plate, then you probably haven’t heard of the Western Spaghetti Measurer yet. This quirky measurer features a spunky cowboy who has been shot in […]

Pac-Man Apron
Style

Pac-Man Apron

If you thought Pac-Man was only good at devouring ghosts and fruits, think again. He’s also a pro at troubleshooting in the kitchen. GeekAlerts has featured the Pac-Man Oven Gloves and Oven Mitt, Magnetic Bottle Opener, Kitchen Sponge, Ice Cube Tray, Drinking Glasses, and now we’re adding the Pac-Man […]

LEGO Man Aviator Lunchbag
Style

LEGO Man Aviator Lunch Bag

Back in the Top Gun days, Maverick and Goose looked pretty hot in their Ray-Ban aviator shades and crew-cuts. But it’s the LEGO Man Aviator Lunch Bag that’s lookin’ “fly” with the mirrored sunglasses now. Legoland just opened in Windsor, which is just outside of London. Does […]

emergency mustaches
Style

Emergency Mustaches

The Emergency Mustaches give you the extra facial hair needed for those dire situations that secret agents and everyday people alike face daily. Perhaps you’re riding a lamb, and need to hide from the police. “That’s not the saying.” Or, maybe you’re sitting next to […]

Disco Mug
Design

Disco Ball Mug

The best part of waking up is having a disco cup. If you are anti-mornings, then you probably go to great lengths to find ways that’ll make the AM a little more manageable. The Disco Ball Mug, filled with extra-strong coffee, is a great prop to send you off with a bright […]

Owl Lip Balm Set (Chocolate Orange and Strawberry)
Style

Owl Lip Balm Set

We love creatures of all types at GeekAlerts. We love dogs, fish, cats, lizards, snakes, bugs, Domos, Twitter birds and owls. Maybe it’s because non-human creatures tend to understand us better and never readily judge us. Or at least they aren’t too good at expressing in […]

Red Heart Mouse
Gadgets

Red Heart Mouse

The month of hearts is fast approaching. If you’re head over heels and crazy in love, I’m guessing you’ve already got an arsenal of heart-themed gadgets and stuff with you. Well, here’s another one to add to your list: the Red Heart Mouse that will […]

Red Tuxedo Morphsuit
Style

Red Tuxedo Morphsuit

If you have nothing to wear to the ball and refuse to be caught in a traditional penguin suit, why not slip on the no-hassle Red Tuxedo Morphsuit? I was recently lucky enough to go to a dressy party, and observed that the men who attracted the […]

Voodoo Ex-lover Dolls
Toys

Voodoo Ex-lover Dolls

Feeling rejected by your ex lover? Need to vent? It’s only natural when you feel jilted. Try one of these Voodoo Ex-lover Dolls. It has messages all over its body to help you channel your anger and hurt in a voodoo way. Simple messages like […]

Cat Play House
Design

Pink Catillac Cat Play House

Most cats aren’t really crazy about car rides, but that’s because they’ve never set foot in a Pink Catillac Cat Play House. Pink Catillac Cat Play House Product dimensions: W11 x H10.6 x L18.5″ Made of cardboard and non-toxic ink. Assembly diagram included. Perfect for kittens and their human companions! […]

Knit Your Own Perfect Boyfriend
Toys

Knit Your Own Perfect Boyfriend

So you’ve had some pretty tough luck in the dating world, but still won’t allow yourself to be dateless on Valentine’s Day. Why not Knit Your Own Perfect Boyfriend and let him be your date? Knit Your Own Boyfriend Make the boyfriend of your dreams! Create the perfect […]