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Most people don’t do it, but it’s actually okay to drink water straight from the tap. The water that’s being pumped to your house has actually already gone through several filtering processes, ensuring that it’s safe to drink. But if you’re still not sold on the idea, then you might be more comfortable chugging down [...]

I long to be as carefree and just, well, free in general as Blitzen looks in the Blitzen on His Back Bottle Stopper. Doesn’t really matter how crummy in a mood you’re in, because once you uncork that bottle of wine (and spot Blizten looking oh-so-blissfully drunk), you’ll definitely feel a warm rush of holiday [...]

These new Tru Blood Bottle Christmas Ornaments are very reminiscent of the Tru Blood Beverages we posted about in the summer. Fans of the True Blood series on HBO can celebrate the holidays vampire style with this ornament on their Christmas tree. While the Tru Blood Drink bottles we posted about before were full-size and [...]

It used to be a whole lot harder to be a mother back in the old days. My mother used to tell me that the diapers back then were way different than the diapers of now; the old “diapers” were actually just a white cloth pinned around the baby’s bottom. When it was soiled, my [...]

When I was little, it used to take me several minutes every morning to decide what to fill my jug with. Mom insisted on water, of course, but there were just some days when I wanted to fill it with chocolate milk or grape juice instead. Well, now you can sort of get the best [...]

Do you still carry your wine around in a brown paper bag? If so, stop right where you are, slowly untie the owners of the home, thank them for their hospitality and use of their computer, and calmly walk your way back outside and head towards your favorite hangout spot at the park. Kidding aside, [...]

For those of you still in college, congratulations; hopefully these are some of the best days of your lives. For the rest of us, we can only reminisce and dream about all those great parties, lack of responsibility and brain cells that we once had…yes, you lose brain cells as you age. Anyway, for those [...]

Hey guys (and gals), are you sick of all the foo foo candles and air fresheners out there? Do you want something that smells nice while maintaining the ambiance of your geekishly cool home? The Mandles (Beer Bottle Candles) are the perfect candles for anyone that appreciates a little lemony freshness once and a while [...]

Wine that’s too warm and wine that’s too cold is simply no good. It’s best enjoyed at the right temperature range so you can really appreciate the richness of the wine’s flavor. There are wine thermometers that you can plug through the mouth of the bottle, but I don’t really fancy the thought of having [...]

Do you want regular beer or do you want to enjoy the same quality lager Homer Simpson does with this bottled Duff Beer Six-Pack. It’s not just some Duff Energy Drink that’s been packaged in Duff cans either. Folks, this is the real thing. D’oh! Fans of the hit show will love holding a bottle [...]

Looking for something different in an umbrella? Something that makes it look like you are carrying a bottle of wine instead of an umbrella? Then check out the Wine Bottle Umbrella.

Holding your bottle of wine up a good few inches above the counter, the Chain Wine Bottle Holder almost looks like it’s defying the laws of gravity. The bottle holder looks similar to the Lasso Bottle Holder, except with a chain instead of the rope. Just as with the rope bottle holder before, this isn’t [...]