Obama’s Hot Air Spray
No matter what your political persuasion, you can’t deny that Obama has a way with words. He certainly can talk. He has the skill and charisma to persuade others. Obama’s Hot Air Spray will capture some of that hot air and put it in your room.
You get one can per package of this oxygen-enriched air in a can. It can be sprayed into the air or applied via the included face mask. The air is actually not hot, but room temperature or colder.
Maybe some of this air will help you to sway others with your words. Just $8.95 from Stupid.