Do you find it hard to comb your mustache and open a beer at the same time? No more, my hairy-lipped fiends. Now you can do both with this handy Mustache Comb Bottle Opener.
Have a comb, open a brew. This tool keeps you groomed nicely and keeps you drinking. This stainless steel grooming essential fits on a keychain for added convenience. Look good, feel buzzed. You deserve it.
This handy man tool is just $15.95 from Uncommon Goods. Keep your man-stache looking good my friends.
“my hairy-lipped fiends”
My new favorite description.