It helps our self-esteem to know that guys and gals with six-pack abs mainly exist in the superficial world, such as in comic books, on old episodes of “Baywatch” and at those insane body building competitions. But then every four years, the Summer Olympics come on and all you see are six-packs left and right. WTH? Lucky for the rest of us, we can turn to costumes that help us achieve a ripped look without all the hard work. You can pull this off by choosing the right pieces of wardrobe, starting with this green Marvel Universe Hulk Costume T-Shirt.
Immediately get noticed with this in-your-face Hulk tee that will give you symmetrically bulging pecs (albeit green) while you get to eat lots of carbs and fried foods whenever you please. No personal trainer required and no chemicals or steroids.
Marvel Universe Hulk Costume T-Shirt
- HULK SMASH!
- 100% cotton
- Wash cold; dry low
- Imported
- Listed in men’s sizes
The t-shirt also features the waistline of Hulk’s pants in blue, rather than the usual beige, so that the shirt will blend in with your blue jeans.
Unlike the Hulk, you will actually be allowed into facilities since you still have your shirt and shoes on. Not that you would care because it’s not like people will dare get on your bad side anyway.
Get the Marvel Universe Hulk Costume T-Shirt in the New Arrivals section at Hot Topic, available in men’s sizes XS to 2X. Prices range from $20.50 to $22.50, and it’s also part of the BOGO 50% promotion.
Consider your Halloween costume complete when you throw on the Hulk Beanie with Hair, followed by a couple spritzes of Smash! Be Angry Hulk Fragrance.
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