Fortune Telling Bacon

Fortune Telling Bacon

Is there anything better than bacon? If there is, I haven’t found it. What if you could use bacon as an oracle? Well, now you can. Bacon just got better with Fortune Telling Bacon. I didn’t think it was possible.

Just place a strip of bacon in your palm to get your reading. There are 50 strips of bacon in each package. That’s enough for a party right there. If it moves Left it means Chewy Goodness, Right – Crispy if both end move – Sizzling Hot, if the sides curl – Canadian, if it flips over – Spicy, if it curls up entirely – Greasy and if it is motionless – Vegetarian.

Fortune Telling Bacon

Fortune Telling Bacon

  • 50 strips of Radiant Farms Fortune Telling Bacon
  • Created from magical swine in Ireland
  • Place the bacon in your palm to read your fortune
  • Package lists the fortunes for your reference
  • Enough bacon for an office, big party, or a couple months of alone time
  • Designed by ThinkGeek’s GeekLabs
  • Note: This is not an actual food item and is non-edible.
  • Bacon Dimensions: 3.5″ long

Only $9.99 from ThinkGeek.com.

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