Flattened Man Bookmark
His name was Mark. Book-mark. I say was, because look at him. He has met an untimely end as he was flattened between some book pages. Mark is now flat. However he can still serve a purpose as a Flattened Man Bookmark, holding your place so you can pick up where you left off.
Mark has already sacrificed himself for your reading enjoyment, so you might as well use him. He has nothing else going on. This Flattened Man Bookmark makes it easy to hold your page because he’s hard to miss all splayed out and yellow like he is.
Don’t let him just lay there outside of a book all useless and unloved. You can get one for £7.49 from iwoot.