Conan the Barbarian Sword Letter Opener
No matter which version of Conan you love,(Comic Book, novels, Arnold movies, or the new movie) you have to admit that he kicks butt and swings a heavy sword. Now you can open mail that same sword, it’s just super light and small. The Conan the Barbarian Sword Letter Opener will open all of your letters.
This solid metal sword letter opener includes a wooden presentation crate and is a fully licensed mini movie replica. Take that mail!
Just $24.99 from Thinkgeek.